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Toddler was asked to feed the cat How journalism works, 2015 edition Thanks to /u/iwillknityouahat I no longer need to drive with an oven mitt. You wont catch Just trying to free up space... Calm down, Lemon! Calm down, Lemon! Well that's harsh... My new neighbour says to not touch the dog because he bites You wont catch Well that's harsh... Love in Russian My grandpa using a selfie stick to make family portraits in order of joining in the family. Love in Russian My new neighbour says to not touch the dog because he bites I don't think they thought out this engagement photo. How The American Media Works... "No! You may not take away my stuffed animal! Good day, sir. I SAID GOOD DAY." My grandpa using a selfie stick to make family portraits in order of joining in the family. Burger King Logic Dog Logic Oh, Scotland. Oh, Scotland. Doctor visit I think you're confused. 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Best Education Best Education The sport of champs You've only got yourself to blame for being offended. No one is going to believe me... One of the best New Yorker cartoons was a rejected one. Womens Hair: Expectations Vs Reality The sport of champs Cancelled my gym membership, did not expect the response there's a reason Han Solo never owned a light saber... Quick! Lets play "spot the main character"! Stephen Trollbert High Five! Stephen Trollbert Stephen Trollbert High Five! Who's gonna die alone now Grandma? Welcome back to the new old CEO British school lunch problems. British school lunch problems. Christmas time punching babies This may help people understand IBM's accomplishment in creating the first 7nm process chip Doge after 1 month in Russia Well, shit. Short person problems. Short person problems. When they start filming shark week at the beach by your house... 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Skeet Today we celebrate England's greatest gift to the World... Happy Independence Day, 'Murica! In honor of the blackout... Django Unsullied crunch...whoosh...weee! i'd like to return this i'd like to return this crunch...whoosh...weee! i'd like to return this Jesse Jackson AMA Air support needed! Colbert and Eminem in the same room = gold. Hyperboloid Another Unpopular Economic Opinion Colbert and Eminem in the same room = gold. Parents don't understand the struggle of teens these days Well, maybe just one sip... Behold, magic! Hyperboloid Another Unpopular Economic Opinion Keep looking he might have a gun or something My friend just sent me this pic from the cinema You tell IT you are having Problems with your internet. They ask have you tried a different browser? 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Poor Chocolate Popeye did NOT fuck around I think my barista is trolling me. Maturity problems and alcohol The Good Fight Shit. Awkward moment seal Ouch. I would've said "buried at the bottom of a dumpster" but...that's just me. I will not fight the future The sign outside my local coffee shop The true MVP Happy Father's day to me hehe Daenerys tries duck face. Happy Father's Day My 4y/o picks the best books from the library. I just hate it when this happens... Nickelback cancels several shows in Northwest United States Even walking around the house is difficult when you own 3 Malamutes and a Husky My 4y/o picks the best books from the library. Honey... A baby getting an X-Ray looks hilarious. That's what I like about Interstellar, man... Unarmed Photoshop Tutorials God's plan They told him they were going bungee jumping Got a text from a co-worker saying she was going to be late to work... Ran over a PB&J sandwich. 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My sister posted one of these, so I decided to show her it's bullshit Season 5 Episode 9 Game of Thrones Spoilers Dany Targaryen / South Park Meme Fraud Photobooth made my 10 month old daughter look like an old polish guy. My grocery store gives me anxiety Great choice of thumbnail Mall Cop on first day of Segway training Apple is revolutionizing the world again! With all the front page seal misuse, I remind you that there's no shame in admitting that you are, in fact, a Penguin Our son's WoW play time has changed quite dramatically this week. My friend's dog decided to join the fun of a slip and slide, instant regret Whenever I'm sad, I look at this. Close enough. Can someone find me this meme without text ? Not sure how to respond to that but laugh Heartbreaking My nephew meeting a baby goat at the farmer's market. Hey Ma! American Airlines posted this on their facebook page Cat? What cat? We never had one. Fine foods since...when? Jon Stewart responds in the only logical way talk about friend-zoned. A good theif exhibits great timing My brother graduated from online school My brother graduated from online school To all marathon runners out there... Can anyone else identify with this? Same-sex relationship problems Overcrowding in British Prisons. Freedom Freedom After watching the Fallout 4 trailer... My wife wasn't impressed. Still worth it. ...also known as a blanket As an American, is this a normal occurrence in Canada? This is the Irish sport of Hurling, a cross between field hockey and murder. DHS Tests Show US Airport Screeners Missed 95% of Weapons, Explosives In Undercover Tests My girlfriend just sent me this with no context Wore a shoelace as a belt for work today out of desperation. Now the office thinks I'm the "Thong Guy." Drunk guy using the ATM dude? nah. she's just ignoring you. Dolphins are fucking cool Bundle Stairs Jupiter is stunning Not a single time Machu Picchu Wife made me a pillow. 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EA Games Roombas, the NOPE of dog world 2 weeks from retirement SO DID THEY HAVE HAIR OR NOT I suspect one of these cans is NOT air duster. So much pain... Living in California right now Best reaction in court. EVER. When I heard ISIS and the Taliban declared Jihad against eachother. Watched one of my favourite films with my GF tonight. This was her favourite bit. Target needs to chill on all the gang affiliation Make a business in 10 ㎡ Living in California right now Rock-Paper-Scissors Dark Room Sign "Blowjobs are forbidden" Smart ass Two penguins flying How I view smokers. So my fiancé works at subway, today she showed me this picture Smart ass "Blowjobs are forbidden" Tell me, do you bleed? Pixar I got it! I got it!... What the fuck is this? My hipster friend doesn't think he's hipster... It equals out. Cheerleader gets her t-shirt stuck I'm just big-boned. You mess with my desk, I mess with yours. A really big Turban A park bench I laser engraved that guy's vinylized image of that digitized image of that guy's shitty Charmander tattoo on a wedding ring. I don'know why, but I vinylized that guy's digitized image of that guy's shitty Charmander tattoo I don't know why, but I digitized that guy's shitty Charmander tattoo A park bench The ever so satisfactory premature celebration For the Handi-capable Dad's will Dad's will Every time I smoke weed A park bench The ever so satisfactory premature celebration Don't judge me, Netflix Taking a picture of her food So we went to the roller derby last night. Everyone else's name was like Smash-Her or Bruise-Her... A Recent Conversation I Had With Cleverbot Ghost So we went to the roller derby last night. Everyone else's name was like Smash-Her or Bruise-Her... Knock knock Married life They are in a stable relationship Couldn't find a chicken. This will have to do. How to fix California's water crisis Officer Sick Burns Kick-Ass's new arch nemesis... The Burgundy Almost every day on my way home from work. Little otter mistakes camera for gun in heartbreaking photo They are in a stable relationship Lady in my HR department sent this announcement email this morning, featuring clip art of a "guy wearing a festive Hawaiian shirt". Thank you so much for being my mom What I heard vs what I pictured Asked Siri to look up a phone number at a stop light, almost got rear ended. Ha, cute. Wait, Susan. Wait, waitwaitwait- Jury duty is the life... Sister welcomes newborn sibling to the family. Welcome to Hell May I have this dance? What I heard vs what I pictured This dude has a picture of himself with his car.... across the entire back window of his car. She would. Let me count out the fucks I give What if I told you. This is Pacapong You buying? You tried, Google Adorable girl mimics NBA player flexing The definition of a quickie. are you out of shape and no one wants to date you? Jealous Siri the front page Why you should never skip for a bus. Those were the times! How Canadians cheat on a test The secret to bigger fish What posting on reddit feels like sometimes. I thought I could trick my dog into eating food she didn't like by mixing it in with food she does like. I was wrong. My girlfriend was in charge of making our son's first Easter basket. She ate all of the chocolate. He's the perfect donkey. He also loves people. Why you should never skip for a bus. What a b Smallest arms, biggest balls As an amateur photographer... It's Just A Cat On A Plastic Chair ;) ...While guzzling on a Rockstar The moment shit got real TGIF Got a rental, it seems to confuse a lot of people. It's Just A Cat On A Plastic Chair ;) As an amateur photographer... That's a bold move, Cotton... Jupiter through the years as telescope tech improves My thoughts after reading about Amazon's new "Dash Button" The mods today Why are you afraid of me The mods today Wait a moment, How he's holding the cigar? Wait a moment, How he's holding the cigar? My thoughts after reading about Amazon's new "Dash Button" I customised my water cup today Tumblr Plays Chess What's that in my shoe? Meanwhile, in Canada... Jurassic Lex Still one of my favorite movies This is Accurate [Fixed] "I'll hack you" Meanwhile, in Canada... I'm a teacher. one of my kids drew me for an art project. Ended up buying it. Jurassic Lex Emma Stone and I quit Facebook for the same reasons.. Best Cosplay Ever! The rare triple left hanging high five She loves watching TV with me. Hope it's not harmful The Sausage Principle. Weapons Weapons Got it! All pilots after the German Wings accident... Hope it's not harmful Coffee with Jesus Motorcycle expectations vs reality Stay away from this bad egg How men feel when it's getting hot outside. Snow leopard catching a heron Me as a Grandpa At least he stuck to his word in the end. CD shattering at 170,000 FPS Psychiatrist Stay away from this bad egg loneliness sassquatch Its real purpose seems to be lost on more and more drivers Come on and SLAM! Prankception Neighbor kid getting a little too handsy with my daughter... It didn't quite go as planned Got ya! The chinese equivalent of the Swiss army knife He has a point Morning hangovers, as explained by Dr. Perry Cox. Relationships How firemen feel about Selfies. Weather on the Canadian Prairies right now My wife made me a passive aggressive flow chart to use every time I get hungry Found Waluigi (/r/Funnypics) buttons Big paws in the fall While my buddy was baby sitting, the kids tore his money up. He whipped up this fake CSI kit, making the kid panic and confess. Lazy Goldie playing fetch like a boss. As a girl... Are you gonna eat that? Carol, what are you good at? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Saw this in my neighbor's driveway, couldn't pass it up! That's why... Accurate. Very uplifting It's not like they actually adhere to any of the principles Very uplifting y = -x^3 Ridiculously photogenic weatherman And now for an act of hypnotism Clever girl Park in visitor parking or else... Sometimes my colleagues draw on my daughters photo with whiteboard markers The importance of being ernest (by carmensandiegoat) I climbed down a very dangerous and muddy hill to take this shitty, blurry photo, so please enjoy the Cookie Monster face I found along the Mississipp For everyone already having a bad week Patterson film stabilized Didn't Get What He Paid For With great power comes great responsibility Cat Fight Do you think this is a motherfucking game? Years from now squirrels at Marquette Park will tell their grandchildren of the day the nuts/M&Ms machine collapsed. Robot suicide The State of Reddit That moment when you find out that a game has falling damage ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Flag hypocrisy "I think we're getting into a weird area..." Big Blue Eyed Kitten I'm... gonna look for the elevator. We Finns just like it simple It says "god give me a sign" "I think we're getting into a weird area..." Flag hypocrisy An email went out this morning declaring "free cookies in the lounge." This is what was there when I arrived. Fart means speed in Norwegian... Ads must look rather weird for foreigners Fart means speed in Norwegian... Ads must look rather weird for foreigners "I think we're getting into a weird area..." "Sorry I'm late. I got tied up on the subway." A girl Spider-Man in Kansas A truly British sense of humour... Smooth "I think we're getting into a weird area..." We all knew this kid... Time To Shave The stipulations are clear I think this is how Jeremy Clarkson feels after being suspended by BBC Camouflage 🌴 Disbelief. When my wife goes out with her friends. Regret. Working that booty Thanks USPS My state currently, sigh. LIFE according to The Simpsons. You're A Hazard, Harry! This can happen to everyone, right? I have barely stepped foot in my kitchen for 2 days Found this gum, I like it! A group of baboons I can't do this anymore When you take it too far... I have barely stepped foot in my kitchen for 2 days More comedians need to realize this Aquaman has important advice Dial before you dig I guess that I should pay attention in class today U.S. government priorities YOUR FUCKING PACKAGE HAS ARRIVED "Wife Discovers Browser History," unknown artist, c. 1586 Awesome 200 Kg steel door -(Torggler) Screw Society's Standards More comedians need to realize this Who has ever needed one of these after a meeting? Every single damn time I do dishes 10 yr. high school reunion just announced... When your GF dumps you and then calls a few days later "hmm what is that? adsfjdsfpesckwecm" Thanks Andy! Someone really didn't think this out at the JFK memorial. Tell me, Sir Mittens Old but gold In the 11 years we had our snake, only one mouse was able to ingeniously escape being eaten. Unfortunately, in doing so, this happened. After a few mi Jumping the Lift I received a birthday card. Thanks 'grampa' When a dog smiles at you A Joker favorite finishing move When life gives you bananas... Funny but true meme South-East Kazakhstan [x-post /r/KazakhstanPics] This is Smiley, he belongs to a friend of mine. He is a child therapy dog born with dwarfism and without eyes. He's pretty awesome. Florida sewer Rat. Funny but true meme What color is this GIF? George Takei's Gay Test A pillow fight you say? give me 5 minutes and a roll of duct tape. The Lion King did it first My boss keeps talking to me about tomorrow. Smart theif Bored in line at In-N-Out, these construction workers tried to see what they could reach with their measuring tape. Poor kitty :( Some work gloves my boss handed me. Who ever came up with the product label is a genius. Good Guy Ref When my daughter asks why she can't wear things she thinks are "cool", I show her this photo from my freshmen year in highschool. Every time I write a resume... Bad placement bathroom poets Robot jumping 10m to land on a rooftop! German shepherd? I think we adopted a kangaroo. VGA is the new VHS Biggest School Deal of the Year The ultimate act of desperation. After suffering a huge mental breakdown after a lifetime of stress and bottling things up. Some people who think they know better are trying to pressu Phone Thief, Skill level: MAX My bike was stolen today. I don't know who the bigger idiot was. Brother got very drunk at the Daytona 500 and disappeared from our tailgate. When I texted to ask if he was OK he responded with this. Yes, he is char Best college football sign ever! Sarlacc My ice maker works. So I got that goin for me which is ice After suffering a huge mental breakdown after a lifetime of stress and bottling things up. Some people who think they know better are trying to pressu Someone thinks they're funny Evil shoes While renovating the bathroom we decided to reuse the old shower head and taps. Skye now has her very own shower! Yolo jesus! Smooth. It's beautiful You mother fuckers Why vampires prefer virgins Catdial I just don't get it This might be a bigger problem than we think... That's not how that works So this picture was on the frontpage of my local newspaper... This IKEA lamp. This is accurate from what I have witnessed at least If it weren't for "these people" the stereotypes would go away This is how my dog sits in the car. Comcast Rashida Jones responds to reporter question Mac Daddy on the prowl By the skin of his tooth My wife and I also got some fortune cookies. Family Guy One of the best pranks ever. You can't escape it. Posing for pictures can be dangerous Pokemon Names Basically my life right now. Heard this at work the other day Bitch slapping Walk in to find these two trying to drown their brother Impossible Standards for Billionaires. I can't be the only one Hungry hungry hippos 50 shades of me My Nana asked me to fix her phone because "the outside clock is always showing the wrong time." Rihanna looks like two small people, one on top of the other, trying to look older. A girl and her foal. He insisted he wanted out. He regrets that decision. I fear for my life. For Valentine's Day, this site lets you tweet a pic of your ex and watch a printer feed it directly into a shredder. Shreds become litter for kittens I can't be the only one Sat across from this girl at a coffee shop. Something seemed off... How I feel this valentine's day Vintage milk ad Flipbook Marriage Proposal Happy Valentine's day from my cynical history teacher. David Mitchell gets philosophical Food Porn Close enough Happy Darwin Day I can show you the world! Men & dogs Well Put Conan... Well Put... Maury Povich Condoms Romantic gestures Skiing Let me love you! He got in one little fight Best $15 ever spent Well yeah Fuck that too Not now, Hank About a month ago, I posted a pic of a man with a good sense of humor and I was called a liar and a bundle of sticks. Well, today, I saw him again and Someone at my work is a realist. Overly narcissistic dog George Carlin speaks the truth Scaredy cat Cat walks into a bar. Black dude’s sign at a hockey game George Carlin speaks the truth Overly narcissistic dog As a deaf father to five children, living in a house with one bathroom. This is how my kids tell me they need to use the restroom when I am shaving. When Anti-vaccers claim their process is working Can't live without them Move Over Usain George Carlin speaks the truth I work from home now. It's 30 minutes from the end of my shift...almost time for our daily walk. Always.... Best SNL moment ever All the dirty work How haven't I seen this on the front page yet? Applied for a job and got this email back There's nothing I love more than starting a Friday off on a high note... My first attempt at cross stitching Racism averted My friend found this on a flash drive in the computer lab with zero context. These are our school board administrators. 2000 BC vs 2000 AD Poodle doodle do Canadian Surfing Liars Underwater nightmare incarnate My local weather station has a creative way to measure the wind strength Vaccinate Are we doing valentines cards yet? Drake's always looking like the proud wife. Holy sh*t! I thought they used CGI to make the direwolves that big 4 Super Bowl wins, 9 figure bank account, super model wife... and I still felt bad for him! Helping the bros out. Fuck it, I'm a flower My phone just auto-corrected GOP to God. It made me think of this. So close.... JJ Watt - Standing box jump ZZ Top just posted this on Facebook Spider-Man looks like he's had better days. Yes, I blame Spongebob too. "Don't worry about Jamal, he's just a friend." *9 months ago* Liftoff The real star of the Super Bowl. The world needs to know! The brilliance of modern-day man "Don't worry about Jamal, he's just a friend." *9 months ago* More grown up than many adults. Looks like the new puppy has been accepted Geyser in Iceland. Biggest bro save of all time The resemblance is strong with this one. Conan gets science jokes Millionaires In America (Not OC) Limbo game is strong This drunk piece of shit I met a while back. This was in my hallway... You park like an asshole ... He doesn't blink I can't believe nobody showed up to class today The roommate we've all had Children who love harry potter book How many Gold Fish can you fit on your cat before it wakes up? (xpost /r/cats) Combat training. To be fair, I've lost 10 lbs in 3 weeks... I wouldn't let David electrocute himself so I'm the asshole Well that escalated quickly.... this is awesome Says the fuckin 12 years old The GIF mode on Samsung phones is terrifying. My friend spotted this at Party City... Almost hit one today.... Posting on reddit in a nutshell. Says the fuckin 12 years old Party like it's 1939 How to drugs. 10/10 I woke up my boyfriend this morning telling him that we're getting a blizzard tonight. He said, half-asleep, “from Dairy Queen?” Yes. Love is... When something is too fast for you Found a pic of smoking Jesus in my laundry room Lets make a giant snowball and set it free ...what could possibly go wrong?! I had to look twice... My SAT book does not fuck around Skaters dedicated to a cause. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ buddies He has grown too fond of Hobbit weed It totally was "Um, you can have this one." It's definitely a victory. Excuse me! Swanson approved Hope I got my ticket Don't mind us, just watching some cartoons My Dad's shirt Me every time I meet someone. Workaround Smile for the camera, honey! Scumbag Jenny Someone asked me to draw a competition where there is no winner. This is my answer. Using a bottle to separate egg yolk Wow, that is like $42.00 worth or Ramen, just ruined. You'll never feel lonely in the kitchen again when you have a little Nessie scoop for your soup. Using a bottle to separate egg yolk Parenting Scumbag Jenny Looks like someone had a good night. I was cleaning my grandma's house and found this charming cookbook. Put your wipers up they said, it will prevent them from freezing they said. I just discovered SplitDepthGIFS and my mind in blown. Dr. King would never support this man. Craigslist: Idiot needed to beat Vanilla Dome Oh man that reporter couldn't wait to ask those 2 questions Me too vending machine, me too... All of reddit is watching The short man's dunk Decisions Wizard wisdom (OC) As a guy on the road all day.. my boy meeting his new pup for the first time How many of those brownies did you eat, private? Son, we don't play those games The Future of News. The person who numbered the rooms in this building is a pro She gets excited about salad tong rides How serious is your problem? As a guy on the road all day.. Tugboat Zach Galifinakis at a gift card shop Best knockout reaction The boyfriend left his account up and keeps complaining that he doesn't make the front page... Husky raised by cats Back to the running man? Scumbag Lucas 1. 2. 3. 4. That wasn't so hard Great use of science When you sit on Reddit all day and no one responds to you Saw this in my local newspaper. Have I gone too far? (OC) Jehovah Fishness MyFitnessPal just gave up on me... It looks like she's blowing the team away. I love the little hop at the end. Establishing Dominance Chicago O'Hare Airport popular tip Does this move count? Chicka chicka yeah, fake ID, fake ID. Correct Answer Louis CK nominated for best actor This sex offender app is awesome! Friend just joined reddit and asked for my username so we could be friends.... Forget the cold get me coffee... fuck yo dreams Soul-searching Mark Ruffalo is a silky smooth charmer I just wasn't ready to be married yet. This is what I came home to... Bird uses bread as bait Tauriel, pls Walking in to Costco The most accurate description of my life I have come across yet. Aww, Disaster Girl is all grown up! Stop...motion I just wasn't ready to be married yet. People are starting to comment on how late I stay at the office. I have seen this before but it's still fascinating that the dogs do an intervention This meme was born for this I'd react the same way. Hip strengthening. Truth in advertising. Sorry Morgan Freeman No checks. Someone really likes their teammate Hey terrorists... It is about to get real. I purchased a pallet at work and it arrived today New people are weird, but old friends are far away. God damn it Marcelo. At least I'm not this guy Well technically he was correct Earth doesn't revolve around you. OC: We needed to dispose of a gingerbread house, so we hired our very own were-rabbit for the job. (Our first and only attempt at stop-motion drama.) New people are weird, but old friends are far away. It's a cold cut world Now that's a guarantee! Haley's 21st birthday Poor Engineers... Funny ass horse trot New people are weird, but old friends are far away. If I won $25,000... "I'm on the phone!" Just found this in a gov building. You fuckers better start behaving or I'm shutting shit down. Not a looping gif Toddler socks make her look adorable! Cookie Monster has a weight lifted. When a girl finally decides to tell you what's wrong. everything makes more sense now. Actual success kid meme Checking your blind spots in the winter Interracial relationship problems. My iHome is still drunk from New Year's Eve partying. The Titanic exhibition is closed because of.... Any time a girl mistakes me for a socially competent man and starts flirting Actual success kid meme Iron Man Mk. II floating figure Fuck me? No fuck you Saw the JPEG on the net and said I wanted it on a gym shirt. Here's my late but great Christmas present Must save the Jordans An African Superb Starling. Taken at Lewa Conservancy, Kenya. [3046x2136] Actual success kid meme Whenever I go to parties at big fancy houses, I origami the TP so other guests are like "Are you f-ing kidding me?" How I feel about New Year's Eve as I get older Dadding. Mark Ruffalo about taking his daughter to preschool. Escape the matrix Ugh DAAAaaad, stop trying to be cool like JB When I argue with my girlfriend I don't know why people say cricket is too complicated. Anyway this should clear things up. Wolfdog The best mime I've ever seen Rainbow Unicorn Internet Guide Nailed it "Who's there?" Young Bruins Fan Is this what adulthood feels like? One of my best $2 purchases. How I imagine all Facebook pictures are made. My grandma proudly presented her christmas cookies that look like a candle Brought him home from the shelter expecting him to run under the bed and hide... Instead, I got this. Tinder This is how I imagine owning a cat is like I know this could destroy me. Those kids are screwed... My friend wore this to an ugly sweater party Everything changed when the missus visited.. A buddy's mom posted a picture of him from middle school on facebook. This followed shortly I love breasts It's selfie time! Brace yourselves: 2015 is coming! Am I too late for Christmas? My young daughter this Christmas morning... This is the clear winner this Christmas. I replaced a picture of my sister with one of Vladimir Putin before my family came over for Christmas, they haven't noticed yet. Last year my friend's mum got his 94 year old Great Grandfather a mug saying, 'nobody knows I'm gay'. This year she's taken it up another notch. Just spent two days drawing and animating my first gif Apparently I was a troubled fourth grader He's creepy. I don't care who knows! Someone scratched a gay slur into my buddy and his boyfriends door, their response is priceless The wife and I both picked up a bottle of wine on our respective ways home from work yesterday. I guess we're not on the same page. Fuck your tree That time the TMNT were on Oprah. Only the 90s New Year Decoy keyboard Spotted this as I exited a university computer lab. I giggled. So it has come to this This kid is going places The poop line has been crossed and poop shall rain from the heavens. Just finished making my bf's x-mas gift Be careful with your phrasing That's pretty awesome! Complaining Just Luigi problems Only 90's cats will understand. How Game deals with broken shutters Occasionally the dog is the smartest one in my family. dog.exe has stopped working Meet The New CEO Of Sony Pictures I think he knows what his Xmas gift is. Four Years of Christmas Family Photos Basically how The Pirate Bay works MMMM Satisfying Meet The New CEO Of Sony Pictures Sony producers Seen in Woodstock, Vermont Punked kim jong un Tinder Blue Steel My wife wanted jewelry for Christmas....don't think she'll be too happy Not worried about North Korea. We've already successfully attacked their leader with our greatest weapon: Just because it would probably piss North Korea off (repost) Not worth the risk Weird Al performs a magic trick You people discuss the silliest of things. Found this on a table at school today... Homosexuals Futurama never held back on dark jokes I made a GIF about how babies are made Does it make me a bad parent if im like this? Well I was going to visit my Grandma, but she ditched out and I'm worried about her addiction. Baby Jesus is going to have some wicked abs by the end of the season Bye, kids! My life is "hard" These 5 Gum dares are getting pretty intense... Spin kick against arcade punching machine Automatic face swap with my dog went amazing Colbert confesses his wrongdoings My life is "hard" Time to get some answers. Tire Done Gone Bad gotta string (theory) it out a little This girl! This is Paxton. He is alarmingly photogenic I am surprised that the worldwide ban on alcohol hasn't had more attention! You can step on lava My life is "hard" Made a card for my friend's graduation from art school Sabrina The Teenage Witch hired this balding man to play a high school student.... Panda under heavy fire These were the names of my dad's teachers in pre-school Scumbag Tailgating Cop Cat commute complication Never gonna... My friend and I recently made an IRON MAN parody. And if you don't like it, well... One SERIOUSLY cordial motherfucker When you can't get it up for your super hot wife because she's not into double anal fisting, getting slapped around or drinking piss Ed Sheeran's diet tip An Australian newspaper congratulates Benedict Cumberbatch on his engagement Beep Welp....guess it still counts... Stephen Colbert as Legolas (link in comments) Everybody I send cards to this year is getting one of these. A dad insisting on using his 'selfie stick'... Truly impressive Obi-Wan Kenobi Cosplay A carrot harvester at work Doesn't matter how many times you have worn them. This is what happens when the weather computer fails during my local news I'll have that, thanks! Best Christmas card I've ever received I couldn't help myself You can't sleep like a baby...with a baby Honey, please stop torturing the dogs. "No, they love it!" the snow man Being an adult sucks (x-post from r/adviceanimals) When a dust devil, a wildfire, and magic forms together. Canadian Romeo & Juliet I think I've found the darkest christmas tie ever No canned food. Also hammers cost $500 each if you want one. Time lapse of a dog growing up. That other guy and I need to pool our resources. Scuba is deep in thought, wondering if she is truly insane. How America's policing system works My experience of Tinder so far Soo... This is my cousin. Yesterday was his birthday. Impeccable synchronization My Bank Finally Accepted My Card Design! I love my job I got the modeling job! I'm gonna be a model! My life is complete Every time I go to Chipotle Girlfriend's purchase was taking a while to arrive. Checks the location of the seller. Let me help you with that Jack and Coke My gym figured out the right tactic to get their weights back in the right place. The daily grind Our Future The Wi-Fi hotspot name on my phone. They earned it. Accurate The tree fainted... As an engineer interviewing for a new job in my 50's, you don't expect to hear this. Stop Motion animation. (x/post r/highqualitygifs.) My 90-year old grandma mailed a homemade vest for me to "wear to parties". It's...amazing. handicap Lazy cat trying to help Stay In School When you have a bad group for a project. Thank you Homeland . . . this wasn't awkward watching with my conservative parents Nativity scene finished Ear beanie. Nailed it... Picking up a controller after someone who plays inverted No-shave-November. Stephen Colbert on "The Great Gatsby". Yup Thinking kitty Having browsed reddit for over 2 years now, I find this to be my thought process 90% of the time Korean Couple Best tinder tagline My grocery store thinks they are punny demonstrating skills to inferior siblings I Fucking Lost It NFL family Thanksgiving Hand-eye coordination Everyone in the left lane has seen Final Destination You can also run faster from the police when your pants aren't hanging around your knees. "OH Dear...honey, i think they're about to blow up the plane. God help us." One of my more elderly customers gave me this because he "knows that I love technology." You're home!! Food for thought My mom always told me she went to school with Adam Sandler and I never believed her, until I found her yearbook today. Gave my mom this mug for Christmas 2 years ago and she still has no clue. Phrasing Virtual sculpting with the Oculus Rift Fighting the good fight.✊ The ultimate meta. Damn you Donald. Dark humor Seems legit After some punk tried to steal my car, this was completely solidified for me Sometimes, work is a blessing Fat kid attempts backflip Foolin' a father. Grammar Pirates I was the "+1" for a wedding where I knew nobody. My dad likes to hold our fat kitty and pretend he is a baby. >~~~~~~~ Social Engineering has its benefits "Every christmas my bff and I send cards to random addresses" Just need to shovel this last little.... He's 11 Got laid off yesterday, but I feel I handled it the best way possible... Poor Leo. MOTHER F... Behave yourself Jesus. How I feel about most "life hacks" This Gel can stop bleeding instantly. I see your progression, and I raise you this The toughest Thanksgiving dilemma Don't Stare. Do NOT stare! Oh god, I'm staring! At it again. New trick - Top? Two weeks in a row? Mr. Cosby missed a golden opportunity by staying silent during his NPR interview. Well I think they've succeeded My dad thought 2-year-old me was strong enough to hang from the curtain rod while he takes a picture Food court got a newly installed waterfall One of my elderly clients just asked me this. Conductive ink Putting a woman on a dollar bill My work gave me a hard time for calling off. 1. The buses aren't running. 2. There is a driving ban and 3. My car is in the garage These 3 deserve an A+ on their shenanigans sleepy My landlord likes to have fun with freeze warnings. College life 95% of the time. I watched Interstellar yesterday. Forget time dilation, black holes, and relativity. This is what I remember. [No spoilers] I've made a huge mistake. Just another Day in Minnesota WHAT ARE THE CHANCES How Costco puts sauce on their pizzas I went to my husband's work today, this was the first thing I noticed. He works at a military base. Meanwhile My friend built her cats a bunk bed and they are currently having a slumber party. Who's a good boy? Saw this at Target What kind of hair cut do you want? "The Lisa Simpson" What do you see in the Mirror, Professor Dumbledore? And Reddit was born. Company. It pays to be precise I probably laughed way more than I should have at this. And they said college would be harder than high school... The first woman to break the Internet. That meme's its cold outside! Genius Physics tricks are the best After being unemployed for a little over a year, I really think this might be how I'm coming across in interviews. American television according to Europeans I'm still waiting for this Beautiful albino Raven named Pearl. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world. Every program ever... (x-post r/meme) Dominos free gift! My wife (a geologist) purchased this for me for my birthday Introducing Acronym Gary He was taking up two spaces Never Give Up Easily My son wanted "cold hard cash" for his birthday. Bitch. I asked Reddit to color my Grandpa. I should've seen this coming... Got a light? Stone cold Recently dug up photos of me as a baby This gif makes me wish I had a little buddy. A prairie dog too fat to get out of its hole. I see a refined gentleman in 21 years. Googled 'flawed logic', was not disappointed My wife, sister-in-law, and mother-in-law are completely indiscernible from behind in the morning. Adopted Guatemalan child thrown in for scale. Ridiculously Photogenic Goat Dad reflexes saving the day The truth Boyfriend and I adopted this runty rescue kitten. She purrs like a jackhammer and farts like a man. Happened to my sister the other day Why would you put a SPHERE plate on a...oh I like my men like I like my 2015 diaries... If North Face jackets had an honest slogan Skillz Person in the stall next to me.. My friend sent this to me after I've been trying to grow a mustache for over a month. This is what Facebook has come to I've waited so long for this moment I bought I 6 lbs bag of candy for Halloween and had Zero trick or treaters. Buster Keaton was a crazy mofo! Crew members threatened to quit and begged him not to do this scene. The cameraman looked away while rolling. A six to I am lucky to have a Korean mother, otherwise I would be so dirty. Gettin real tired of your shit, Dan. Cat calling story Cartoon makeup Good Job Detroit You can just buy these signs on Amazon and stick them anywhere In my friends Kitchen(er) Oh 90s. This pug is my spirit animal A non American redditor on election day. What every female workaholic movie is like Donald Duck doesn't fuck around. Thanks cashier, I'll take it from here. After her first day at Disney World... To the Dentist who posted about his $1,000,000 debt in student loans, this is my advice to you... I chose to make my own costume this year And the price for the kids who clearly didn't have any help from their parents.. Face painting, done right! Neil Patrick Harris and his families halloween costumes Hangover Anatomical Make Up The light man Tried my hand at the two-face face. It went okay Hes always late. There are 2 types of girls on Halloween The Walk of Shame After Halloween Is Always the Worst Walk of Shame feelsgoodman.jpg Alice in Chainz This costume is hot Hot HOT! Someone thought it would be hilarious to modify a tree in a graveyard in my hometown. They were correct. He actually fell for it. Laces out. My wife is drinking a PSL while wearing boots and a scarf...It's 80 degrees outside. This guy knows how to party Like a fucking boss Jon Hamm's Response to Amy Poehler's Pregnancy Crisis I want more splitscreen. Every year I vote for him; every year I hope for him. I live here Mind was willing, but not the body Well, someone's gettin fired I love Halloween You got nothing on me, b**ches! Realizing it halfway out the door... Tom Felton.. 90 Degree Weather? More like 97 Degree Weather. This is why I love the Simpsons. After seeing the scores of today's NFL games Somebody put a GoPro on a liquor bottle and passed it around at a wedding. You shut your whore mouth, watch Chris Brown cheating with a waitress. Oh really asshole? He figured out we were on our way to the vet and not the dog park. Inappropriate in every sense... With all These Pepperidge Farm Memes Its Magic, idiot! Grandma is homosexual I've never sympathized so strongly with a bird before. Saw this in my newsfeed, good guy domino's. The college student struggle is real... Had a bad day, dad responds with this. Launch of the USS Detroit You never can tell, you can only hope... The 90s... Hmm What the hell? Nice Pose What? Ha Long legs Took me a while Nice Legs ;) Couple Selfie Three legs Holding a friend Posing by the pool side Modeling Gone Wrong Wrong pose Car model Miss placed finger Cancer survivor takes life with a little humor ^_^ Life hack Obese Black Bear Puts Things Into PERSPECTIVE! Truth ? It's the only logical explanation Home Alone in real life Finding the right roommate The Joker's thoughts on Ebola Apparently not everything. So my friend sent me a snap. That guy's semester must be awesome. Scary Halloween Haunted House Scary Halloween Haunted House with a Spaceship Scary Halloween Scarecrow Scary Halloween Haunted House here you go, dear My niece said she thought it was a clever idea at the time My phone can be a real asshole sometimes. Duck! Dad vs Social Media Maybe not the best idea to have a red flower down there 3d Street art 3d Street art What the elusive ladyboner looks like Shaped by powerful women A friend's hamster escaped, and was caught in the popcorn bowl This fuckin guy... He forgot to put water in his cup o noodles Blow up doll Snow White and the seven dwarfs That's why! Hawk takes down drone As a throttled legacy ATT unlimited data customer, I give you ScumbagATT! People that have a reddit account but never post or comment I think Batman and possibly Dilbert are spying on me. Smartphones can take Halloween costumes to the next level. After watching an episode of "Doomsday Preppers" Fat People Problems Another slide in the wrong place Rock climbing I dont even know what this is Banana slide Sit on me Badly played wood Elephant slide Bilbo Fucking Baggins Obama and Thailand's prime minister Every single time... I will take the ring The lengths some photographers go to... Ready to get hammered? Nailed it. The deepest sleep of all time.. My first thought when I heard about Genepax and how it went bankrupt My experience after 9 months of unemployment Ainsley Harriot (+ stock photo) The chosen one. The sexual activity of teenage boys Well, we do need to track our equipment My girlfriend ordered a Halloween pumpkin donut from Dunkin' Donuts. It was not quite as advertised. Parents are homeless The truth hurts "Daaaaad, get uuuuuup!" 3rd world countries be like... I like pizza crust. Even though he's blind, he still loves staring out the window my penis is stuck Deep penis Never caught onto this one when watching Hocus Pocus as a kid. 2 episodes and I was completely gone Just trying to do my work........ My cunt is humming horny id eat a dong right now Hey, Butterfly... Trick shot My sister is always taking pictures of her kids, so I decided to make a comic with some So much disappointment I want to do this to people sometimes so badly. Flowing down the street Walking on the edge TMNT 3D street art 3D Street art - Jumping over waterfalls Devils are coming out from hell how big is your hooker A helpful guide. stabilized. protester catches and throws back tear gas Mechanically impossible yet accurate I live in Dallas. The local media is in freak out mode. Good Guy Canadian Security Officer This bugs me. How to be passive aggressive Thinking Genital America in four words. "Do you think any of my friends look cute" Making sure my kids will never know what its like Man trying to return a dog's toy gets tricked into playing fetch How my girlfriend sees a stop light A man save a kitty! This radiator is not impressed... Bring your puppy to work day!!! Seen outside of a bar in Columbia Missouri I wish I could forget about yesterday, this happened to me! I am ashame! Unexpected Phew. That was a close one. I can exclusively reveal the villains of Final Fantasy XV right here. "A soldier treating his date to a coke in the service shop at Idaho Hall, Arlington Farms," Virginia 1943. Such cool. Very relax. Much sand. Doe you wanna race? How I know I'm getting old... My office refuses to take down this non operating antiquated piece of equipment , so I did the only logical thing. I don't know what it is, but i need one. This was above the toilet. They need this in more washrooms! We're victims too and don't deserve the crap get get best senior portrait ever It's funny how a space mission is cheaper than a movie This blind pup is gaining his confidence Kids often comment on skin colour, but never heard this one before... Didn't want those toes anyways... Because science Question of the Day in my local newspaper: Milk or Gas, Yes or No? American travelers building a sand replica of France’s medieval abbey at Mont-Saint-Michel in the background, July 1948 by Yale Joel. 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At my buddy's party when 18oz of Spirits! Some say this is the greatest cosplay... ermahigh Whenever I try to grow facial hair... I am the banana king! Programming ... How the 2014 Brazilian World Cup was formed. Rekt. An Australian technology ad, classy Classic Colbert... My friend thought of stealing meat from a 7ft local meat butcher.. Dirty Dog!!!! :) 100 people were surveyed... Stoner conversations Times were tough before the GoPro A man runs out of gas on an intersection Bath time can be hard on any parent. First World Problems Guy at work The Brazil vs. Germany match was put on Pornhub Did you see that ludicrous display? Brazil right now If we could only be so lucky Germany vs Brazil New Brazilian Flag! I'm all for the do-it-myself attitude, but come on! Help a girl out! Its the Dog Shit Police! In World Cup news .... Asian American grading scale Terminator 2 realization... Mr. Bean did it first Looks like I'm not getting any typing done Spilled coffee all over me while the bus laughed The Circle of Corporate Life We never really wanted them smaller after all Walking back into my apartment after a weekend of partying... Is roommate shaming a thing? The face that I make when my meme gets ... Salary idea from Jon Stewart Here's What Middle-Aged Napoleon Dynamite And Pedro Look Like Science vs. Engineering vs. Liberal Arts My girlfriends son lost a tooth. Then she gave him a haircut. She didnt know why I was laughing. I sent her this. How to get over racism and anger issues Jennifer Lawrence meets Emma Watson Nintendo called it Friend went to an aquarium, wore a green shirt, and ended up looking like a pirate from Pirates of The Caribbean. My Girlfriend Everyone How to get a man to want to have a baby Bart Simpson & Roman numerals All the girls on my Instagram feed lately. I think I'm going to hell for laughing at this. We Ride At Dawn God dammit Trebek! All Food Is Dog Food I hate guys like this...they are never satisfied Calm down there Satan. I keep a box of office things in my car so if I get pulled over, I can tell the cop I am having a bad day My mom complained I never used her housewarming gift. TwitSmash.com ... sounds naughty Drunk Duck I would have laughed too Drunk racing? Sweet! Sign me up! Prankin' Ain't Easy Trent Franks We Are Waiting The face that I make when ... Yoga Pants Every. Single. Day. Papa johns Grumpy Cat Wisdom Girlfriend sent me this picture celebrating the 4th and didn't understand why it was so funny. Do you see it? shoot one now!! Transformers 4 The calm before the storm. You look beautiful! My kitty with his favorite Snorlax Relationship goals Been caught stealing The irony is lost on this church. Therapy Cat Considers MILFs Tom Hanks with a swing and a miss. They're fighting back Sometimes, I hate myself. Fucker, come back! May not be a popular opinion, but from a managers prospective this is so annoying. Remember? oh. okay then All that and more on this week's Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives! WARNING DO NOT TRY FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY Several empty chocolate milk cartons were found in the car. The driver fled the scene on foot and is presumed cranky Doesnt it look like Every single time I check on how my newest submission is doing Let the professionals do their Job... My daughter's list in case anything happens to her older brother Yeah right I can just "opt-out"... I'm listening... Someone's in trouble Well shit... (X-post from TrollX) You're playing a dangerous game there... What do you stand for? USA is out of the FIFA cup...you knows what that means... Kitty stepped on a bee Conservative Gay Rights Activist I like to think I'm a pretty up-beat young doctor. Apparently it's become a problem... Zoom in on Chewbacca's feet, the attention to detail is amazing Royal disappointment Is it even on? I lied Roxy, our gray fox finally posed for a picture. And yes, she's wild Joking around in class will get you nowhere in life Kids these days will never know the struggle It's a Trap! DMX statistics My cousins prom date left her for another girl. This was the couples pic she posted after. A glitch in the matrix? Whenever all my links are purple For the guy who wants this to be a meme He outmimed the mime "Pick it up." "I picked it up last time!" "It was your idea to have it.." "Fuck off." I reached my hand out with the intention of petting her, and what I got was the most adorable handshake I've ever received. Dumbass Dog While Spanish channel shows World Cup, ESPN broadcasts HotDogEating championship. Way to go ESPN Ode to Forward Managed to find Bender's email on a Futurama episode. I emailed him and this was the reply Why you should always watch TV shows with subtitles The real reason he is called Superman. My girlfriend offered to mow my lawn. "Don't mow down my rose this time" I asked. Came home to this... Pretty sure I just passed Snoop's tour boat on the highway... Thief level: 99 Kwiws checking in, time to show those yanks real freedom Green Lantern's got this My dog's name is Arthur. And since there just so happens to be a hurricane on the way with the same name, my boyfriend decided this was appropriate. Oh, how do I stop, how do I stop, how do I stop, how do I stop... So my father in law just drank this. His parents had it in the fridge We were throwing a Frisbee on the other side of the fence. These goons felt left out and ripped a board out. Don't tell me to chose Wisely... Note to self: never let boyfriend decorate toaster strudels again. my reaction after my mother went home after one and a half months of living at my place (she bought a flat near me and is renovating it) Automatic face swap went amazing At least I'm not awoken by gun fire Reddit today Never forget He Chose....Wisely Frederick "Wet Blanket" Douglass Burn... Should I be disappointed? Dracula's Valentine Never forget a true American Hero As a German that doesn't care much about soccer, this was me 15 minutes ago shopping Happy July 4th 'Murica' Always take cardio seriously A few of my female Facebook friends have started doing this... Ever fuck up so bad you had to mop up rain? This is what you get for living in Detroit around this time of year. Happy Independence Day!!! Sorry Honey! Futurama Fry I burnt myself at work, so I decided to make an informative graph. "I'm not sure what to do with my face" My girlfriends dad just said this when it started raining. Bad Luck Brian at Vidcon : My missus, Sister and Mother in Law. Used an app, results are awesome I think [10] point Meanwhile in Ikea.... I hate my brain sometimesi My buddy serving in Afghanistan may be losing his mind out there. Happy Independence Day America! The guy who followed his dream. [x-post from r/earthbound] Happy 4th July to all our American cousins over the pond! Most of us tomorrow. My friends were so excited when I told them I met someone Don't die a virgin. Seriously. My aunt just posted this on Facebook Not everyone is happy about my new label maker. Every white dad on the 4th of July A friend saw this on the back of a lorry Before I knew you. With America's birthday tomorrow, I thought we should all take a moment to remember a true American hero Friend posted a vacation pic of herself and her dog on Facebook... My brother ladies and gentlemen! No Diving Putting motivational exercise quotes on pictures of people drinking Worst dream of my life. I just sat and watched Funny how 40 yrs later, the clouds are still in the same spot A First World Problem with Maids Washing the dog We recently adopted a couple of kittens. This one, Starbuck, enjoys chewing on books. Throne Rush Facebook Ad Meme My girlfriend noticed a stitching error on my boxers. It's meant to say Animal. I can live with it. You bastard! They knew it would happen Introducing the Badass Kangaroo, motherfucker Jesus was middle eastern after all maprotiline is ready for you Le Gogh The difference between a headache and a toothache. [taken last night before extraction this morning] I feel much better now! Two girls who didn't want to be named A ten cent gas tax is blasphemy! Am I too late to the Tim Howard saves? Rick Grimes sure knows his British slang. Oh come on, how does this even happen? Tim Howard Confession Bear Hey! hey hey *cringe* oh...... I just need to borrow it for a sec. Going bye-bye is SO exciting, even if it's only to the vet, lol. Keep getting mistaken for a girl. The diversity of Fox news anchors. The importance of good grammar Cheer Up Murica "Jim" Takes kid to peditricians office takes selfies in… If it fits I sits, pig edition. Don't even suggest we are somehow lost on the road. The truth behind narwhals. I'm a graduated senior, and I got another email from SAT telling me to register again... My friend's daughter asked if she could have her picture taken by the numbers on the wall this will happen once you play this game long enough He's a crafty one AskThicke "Do you wish Tim Howard Saved you on that fateful day?" We had some really bad weather yesterday in England. Duck-billed platypus sucks man's face off during Wimbledon quarter final. We all have our dumb moments. That face! For all the awkward seals out there. My gf works in an OB/GYN clinic. She found this amazing little picture chart and thought I should share it with "that upvote site" He finds bombs for belly rubs. One of the hottest women My girlfriend and I found some sea glass today. Seriously? Airport layover was a bit less stressful today. Relax Gringo... We can improve him. We have the technology. [X-post /r/FuckingWithNature] Oh Canada! Don't you just love watching movies with friends and family. My friend went hunting for actual news on CNN's homepage. It didn't go so well. Commuting problems The current state of US public schooling My job is to take pictures of homes for realtors. Master bath in this home was a bit occupied... I heard this go down at Burger King today. You know you're in the ghetto when Fired or inspired Gilbert Gottfried in Celebrity Wife Swap. Today I was while playing a football video game. Wishing everyone a happy Canada Day, as is tradition. At least Tim Howard has this going for him. Live picture of Tim Howard during the game. Brunch anyone? Harry Potter v. Justin Bieber Full Moon? Defence After suffering a fender bender and then next day it nearly happened again... Rude Goldberg Machine Walk of shame, expert level. Comic from a Belgian paper this morning. This Pretty Much Sums Up Your Social Media Feeds Right Now This fits all the recall hype I've been fitting in the same jeans for a decade now! A nice pillow doesn't hurt either... Seriously? I don't wanna have to service my damn car! I always wondered what would happen Tree First date tip. Learnt from my friends mistake. Constant questions about her after saying this. Redefining success. When I see a hotel with a 2 star rating... They have cornered their prey. Hyperbole Hobby a few of them, anyway AFK Favorite King of The Hill moment I too have not had Burger King I know every one of you always wondered the process Can't imagine why I have no words to describe this! As a software developer, this is how we view ALL end users. badass of the year Always happens at the box office... I just want to get fit for my next special day You're an asshole My birthday card I'm definitely loved! Umm I'll take that back now. Our landlord tried to prove she had ordered a long-promised Wi-Fi router for the building. Here's what she sent to all the tenants instead. In light of the recent Facebook experiment I think people don't realize that... Tony romo reading mean tweet about himself. Step 1: Cut a hole in the box. Step 2: ... Awkward moment dog Truth being spoken by Animaniacs Gotta look at the positives The dry-cleaner on Friends has another job I will find you and I will buy you So corporations have religious beliefs now? Wife left a note saying she left some french toast in the pan for me. Was disappointed How IT professionals see end users Overprotective Parents Walking around the gay pride parade in San Francisco this weekend I couldn't help but think this Framing what really matters Built my nephew a playhouse. He's gonna be a great old man someday. Here is my buddy's schnauzer after a trim. ok I'm lion. Why nobody likes Mexico Son was born 2 days ago. He is not amused. Political Humour: Scumbag al-Baghdadi When I try to seduce my boyfriend. Just some friendly advice. Almost a year later, and this is still the funniest thing I've seen on the internet [Shameless Repost] Is this an odd thing to do? Jack Nicholson has it right. Why I dislike electronic communication Not quite the ending I had hoped for. We all had that one roommate.. The long distance relationship simulator for men... How I felt watching the World Cup (Costa Rica vs Greece) Jesus on incognito vacation Every Mexican right now Concerned baby is very concerned. 389d... My youngest brother got a new phone and took a selfie. My dad and brother and I liked how it looked. Rescued this boy from the shelter and this was his face the whole ride home. My Dad's friend managed to insult two cultures with one breath. Frisbee lips I'm a finalist in a photography comp- subject was water, and a area called call lane- This is the result the reflection in the river of a building say The physical limitations of life underwater First meme, because this really just had to be said. Every time i take my dog to the park Some of my friends now that high school's over My cousin just brought home her cat from her exes house. I asked what the fuck he was doing and she says he does this when he's nervous. He plays dead They're craftier than we think! Looks to be true True. True. Every time I watch a GIF Judge for yourself Online dating -- who has it worse? And Thor on drums! That's my kind of bear My cat looks like a goat Two very random couples running into each other. Nope Mom going back to college to help make money... Got a phone with a 41 megapixel camera, this is the first picture I take Came across GGG while playing FIFA If there's anything on the inside of the toilet bowl when I pee Such beautiful children they would make. Criminally beautiful children. One of my favorite moments from Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Kim Jong Un back at it again....... You guys, maybe we should turn around. An apt description Does it look like I'm going down stairs? Thanks, Ad Council... :( Drive by caught on camera We have been lied to Definitely one of the better puns I've seen in advertising. Overly Attached Girlfriend - I can't get enough of you Mickey's Milk Found our cat on the table, completely out of his mind on catnip. First thing I thought when I saw this pic of Q-Tip cat That's a low blow, county fair. 5 years ago today we lost him. Goodnight sweet prince. lol For realzz Suarez Park When im told i need to find a healthy activity This has to be their thought process when you leave. He truly was the coolest guy in the room. You should listen to him. The exact moment her phone was lost forever I don't know where this girl is going, but she looks ready. Well I guess that means we're good looking... This baby is a whole 7 mins old & already fed up with life That moment you don't realize you sat in the celebration cupcakes... (right now at an engagement party) Damn kids slurp slurp Some things will never change with age, he is 93. Now I know how mommy feels... God I hate double standards P'awww Told dominoes to draw something funny this is what I got. Turned my day from okay to great My friend went golfing this morning.....he posted this on facebook 3 hours later Yet another "Bad luck Brian" meme.... Step your selfie game up To everyone talking about their great summers Worst Liar says WHAT! I didn't know they have diapers made specifically for Canadian babies. We're trying, Gandhi How I flirt with women If you're gonna do it, do it right. Sacramento Police Department had a "high speed chase" today... After taking my 3rd sip of coffee Beyoncé's new tour started this week... I can play.. "Hi, I'm J.R.R Tolkien. I wrote Lord of The Rings. AMA!" As a bagger at a well known Florida grocery store, this was my reaction when a customer compared me to her dog today... When you get stuck taking care of the kids at family events. I DON'T USUALLY NEED HELP, BUT... go to whataboutsomeanswers.tumblr.com for details! Unfortunate graphic design on shirts meant for a jump rope camp That wasn't supposed to happen.. Get off my lawn How I feel on rest days during the World Cup. Infallible life advice from Homer Simpson The fluff was intense after his morning brushing! A canine sex mentality towards pretty much everything in the known universe Horsepower yo, do you even lift? And yet it costs over a dollar more... When you contact reddit support The American dream Harrier has stuck nose gear, lands on A "stool". The Maffia of the internet ? Ummm, thank you? somehow i think , why dident i think of that when i was that age Advertising space for rent Soundcloud users will get this My friend's roommate is a large, hairy man who works graveyard shift. He tends to sleep through anything. In an attempt to actually receive his packag In light of the most recent threats, my favorite NK vs US comic Was watching Frozen with my daughter and this seemed odd to me My local newspaper is running an online selfie contest. Hope he wins!! I was reading an article about Robert Wadlow, the tall man to ever live, and they showed this picture. It made me crack up. My Coworker Casually Said This To Me Today...Oh Boy... Most helpful cat in the world Friend just posted this announcement Brian wins a paid trip! Il spend all your money !!! :O George Takei just Tweeted this pic Reddit admins explain why they took away comment scores Had to be said YAY DEUTSCHLAND! It's been about 15 years since I've seen this fucking ancient technology. Specially Snoop Doggy Dogg's Doggystyle. Good Guy Network Admin As someone who doesn't use Facebook, this is how most of my friends will find out today is my birthday.. When I heard Kimg Jong-un didn't like the new movie about him... Necessary action? Kim Jong Un would start a war over comedy Flying from Vegas to St.Louis today, my 9 year old son asked the pilot "what's your clearance Clarence?" The pilot laughed and said "Come sit down and ruler of the seven kingdoms Google is amazing! Fuck Just graduated High School. This is what every single teacher i talked to told me. I would nopenopenope so hard I put my change on my hotel room desk before I left this morning... Come back to find it exactly how I wanted it Teenagers creating a new branch of math Here is an hd template for, "you keep using that word"... Googled Solo cup, was not disappointed My Mom's new dog is a natural model How I feel on every subreddit. The US National Team just posted this Right in the feels... Oops, forgot my phone Poor Bryan... High five! Ikwinsu ocha! Laughed pretty good at this sign I saw at a bar today. #Africa Clever cup I made my own You know money's tight, when you have to borrow $3.00 Anyone else feel this way? Maybe you'll get lucky I was reading an article about a bodybuilding village in India and got a friendly reminder not to skip leg day. Bad louk brain XD Fixed my go kart and found my old toad hat soon thereafter, today was a good day. It makes me want to laugh, and cry Why China doesn't participate in the world cup. Dave Chappelle My roommate blew candle wax all over the sink, so I took advantage of the situation. The porn was in a tab at the top of a screenshot I sent him at work. This guy was outside my friends office yesterday. Meet Matilda. She's one today. Suarez Plays Possum I will sit here The queen eyeing up new throne- in paper today. Phthuareth? Is that you Phthuareth?? Draw with a Penis Chalice Couldn't do it even if I wanted to Dog, why do you do this? Santa IS real Finally found a Luis Suarez image that hasn't been photoshopped. ESPN since LeBron opted out of his contract... New! Coked out bruce meme I thought that sugar tasted funny Play Station The things you really learn in high school. Cheese Best interaction with our landlord yet. High School yearbook, from a state near the border. the truth about the friend zone. That's an odd thing to celebrate. The 140 lb reason I come home from college He dosnt know better. Sabrina, you sassy bitch. The Italians today. tried evening out my tan from the other day, didn't go so well I tipped One of my biggest fears Bite me! My nephew holding his baby sister for the first time. As a single guy it reminded me of what it's like to hold someone's baby. Yes ma'am!! I took the wildest features of famous men and mushed them all into one guy. I'm pretty proud of the result. When my ex-girlfriend after 4 years favorites a 2 month old tweet of mine... Going through my Dad's stuff, I found a pic of my Grandma with The 3 Stooges and a squirrel. My husband is deployed and wanted to skype his dog. He was very confused! Little something I brewed up for Star Wars Fans A man at the door Let me keep them on there. Shit! I don't have many pet peeves but this is one I'm not a fan of my new name badge Got a bird feeder. Had not anticipated this problem. Attractive convicts Burn Adderall had me like Even Super Heroes need towing Saw this outside of a womens fitness center. My sister got a new couch, I think her cat approves. Leave it to the Pros... Hayden Panettiere and her man My mom found this at her yoga studio Bay Area folks will understand Why don't crabs give to charity? I just think I'm some kind of hacker... This guy knows how to rock a poncho Gets frustrating when the TV show is over Not the spin-off that I want to see When my posts downvoted immediately Subliminal stereotyping at its finest Racist Plane USA vs Germany Thursday Sometimes you just can't win I regret everything! Made this a while back ago If you've never worked in retail or a restaurant this is a real, legitimate problem that happens on a daily basis Finding porn just got easy! A moment to appreciate the smoothest motherfucker in television history? Definitive Insanity My girlfriend got this birthday card. It's completely blank inside and on the back. How the World Cup taught me that there can be winners in tie games Local humane society posted this on Facebook. My wife bought my kitten a bear suit and she loves it... Existential crisis after turning down a posh (non-tech) offer at a big Valley firm to work on my own idea My sister sent me this last night and wrote "guess which one is our cousin." The worst milk container ever, Costco Went on a date last night She is being charged right now. Thank you NBC! Grandparents of the Future I think most of us would too Boy meets fire Living in a house with a lot of people, this really sums it up. The selfie Maybe if we're all offsides, none of us will be My wife just had this realization for the first time in 24 years Dude... Mate... The wisdom you can find written in a bathroom stall... On a scale of 1-10, this woman is totally a 6 It's things like this that make me love Steven Colbert so much Mastering the Facebook baby announcement- NAILED IT Tangled in the leash Ducks do it too! Thief Skill Level 999 Riding on my wide glide "Move! I have to send this fax!" "You see this?" ... "I got you. I'm on it." Yes, but are the ducts free-range? Girlfriends who post all over their boyfriends' Facebook wall Noticed this little typo in the immediate care forms. Apparently I'm the only one to point it out. I have never seen a more appropriate image in my life right at this moment! Dont you fucking lie to me siri No one else stands a chance Tricks for my food?? F that!! I am raising some kind of a monster. Puppy fire drill Accurate. My sister went out with her friends last night. One thing led to another, now we have a cat. Is this how rich people play cards? My friend passed out on bed with refrigerator door. My sons discovered the internets today.... But that's none of my business. The one true master of dope shit. Gotta have quality, unlike this post. We made him watch... Here's your McF... Evel Knievel's cat doing what he does best... Aaron Paul just posted this on instagram...I have no words Grown ass man got his finger stuck in the wall at Chipotle The Morning Commute I asked how my friend's holiday in Portugal was going. She sent me this. that feeling when strangers add you on Google+ Today an american exchange student got stuck in a statue of a vagina which we have on campus. But every song's like wood teeth, stamp act, movin' to Virginia, bloodstains, shot gun tea in the harbor. Ever get that feeling My chest is nothing more than sleeping space for my birds. Be careful what you wish for, dad. Teenage Pregnancy Rates Sharpie and Computer Paper Saw this on the way to lunch When I get the toy out from under the couch for my dog He must have really wanted to see his grandparents Say that one more time! Never have I been so mad at my wife before. GET OUT OF MY BED YOU LITTLE SHIT Oh Britain Another awesome Japanese shirt found in their "American" store. Walkin' up the street like, "what up, I got a big cock." Dat bounce. MY BUDDY DREW THIS PICTURE OF ICE CUBE WITH CONAN O'BRIANS HAIR, AND CONAN JUST TWEETED IT! I see what you did there... Accidental Racism Diet Coke for Scale My boss and his wife hold these seats. He always tells me how you can see him when the Rockies hit a home run. Well tonight, that paid off. Becky, you Duh Every morning with my 3 year old My sudden realization while at the shooting range.. pow! As an American renting a car in New Zealand for the first time, this was very helpful. Girlfriend came over for a surprise visit Oh the girls be drooling over that "hot" felon... Ladies and gentlemen, I give you my coworker. As an England fan, this is too true Hide Yo Kids! My first girlfriends idea of a blowjob Good Guy Doctor Dave Grohl everybody! Im on vacation and this sign is at our pool. My buddy and I at work today. Thank god for a loose dress code Has anybody else gotten so high they ended up in a world cup game instead of a baseball one? Opening a water bottle YOU HAVE THE LOOT (Battlefield Hardline E3 2014 parody) White deer surprised by his own antlers shedding Mmmmmmugshot When my girlfriend isn't in the mood. My cat probably spends 99% of summer in this exact position I'd like you to meet Creepy Chicken Cook Calvin. Made an account just to post this! My friend just got two boats... Going to work, when suddenly, Ghost ship! Coffee with Jesus I really do miss them. Wait for it... I got married 2 years ago, my good friend was the videographer You're sexy What do you call a fast zombie? gender inequality guys Is that Voldemort? Jerk. Weddings, yes. Sorry no bar mitzvahs Lil diabeetus Introducing: Positive stimuli amphibian. Hot and dangerous So that's how to become the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Every time they show hackers in movies It's the worst! Little does she know... I had a BYOB party and none of my friends brought beer. Reddit's opinion on Google I keep seeing ISIS in the news and thinking of Archer Reddit voting today How Spain will be finishing the World Cup Saad Maan Being proactive at its finest! Jesus Christ, if you are going to make a meme, at least use the proper grammar...lol Pardon my American ignorance, but how many goals is the super-ball worth? So.. I'm experiencing this now anyone with kids will understand Adorable! Julian Assange of Wikilink's AMA. Can't even decide on a title. My kindergarten students often surprise me with drawings they've made at home. This one made me chuckle. Hoardor Mobile Redditors right now. One of my all-time favorites I should have known! Hulk for USA A common misconception Blue-gray gnatcatcher has had enough of your shit! Was browsing the internet when I came across this...I've lost all hope in mankind. Slick Trying my darndest to fit in with the folks on my old delivery route. To my terrible ex girlfriend Stacy Who ARE these people? Found two baby bats rolling on my deck this morning. I had never seen a baby bat before, thought maybe others hadn't either. You have a good point...beer equality A co-worker said this to me at lunch today. Quick! Lets play "spot the main character"! Tired of inane "what are you" quizzes on facebook? Yet another unrealistic standard for women so your telling me that one like = 5 buckets of w… Fuck the police People who tell me how much they Leg Press. Will you marry .....oh shhit. .. Getting older I feel so bad for this guy. What book is this meme actually from? Have a friend identical in looks and personality. WANT TO BUY! No eye contact. Scumbag Childhood Friend I wish I could go back... Worms! Celebrity Diva Sex Shhhhhhh.... Mirror anomaly? Eyes closed? Mouth open? How did this happen? Everytime my husband orders something from Amazon.. The 50's were a much simpler time... I made this to mark the end of exams If you say so... Sometimes I want to smack him You can't ruin friendship with sex Everytime... Reddit meet my sister/roommate. I think I speak for all non-americans The inventor of the wiki cracked Reddit's code decades before it was founded. Thought I found a Droid at work this morning but... This man knows how to ride a Segway From the News today... Driver mugged by a passing motorcyclist My local zoo has a new mom! She is part of a captive breeding program. There's just no middle ground for Google search anymore What happens when I send my husband to the store and there's an ice cream sale. Looking at you Cineplex and possibly every other theater site. Didn't I say you were grounded? I can't be the only one. There's definitely a learning curve For the countless "factual" pics that get recirculated on facebook. Smooth pick up...90's style This occurred to me Had a little chat with Time Warner today Heard this gem at work today. Saw this in a parking lot as I walked by. Laughed so hard had to take a picture. Pancake porn This Burger King has had its windows broken one too many times When keepin it real goes wrong My mother everyone. A monkey playing in the snow As a kid I was always like, "How did they land on mushrooms? Why not broccoli..." Seniors be like ... Passive-aggressive Christians I'm pretty sure that my kitten is the devil Dammit Josh. Good Neighbor Greg: Hears you're about to sell your house waits to do… Dad, what's Jagrmeister? A good attitude. Holding Breath I've made a terrible mistake (Ghana vs. US game) Seriously...webmasters...stop this! Scott Pilgrim gets it right So, it's Captain Picard day... A random message I just received from another xbox live gamer ... or perhaps myself? Girlfriend asked me to come cuddle with her after she went to bed. How is the weather in Brazil? The key is persistence.... Survivor man regrets meme What I imagined the US Coach did after beating Ghana True Story Got some hand-me-downs for my soon to be born son...this bib has to be my favorite. My son Jack wrote a poem to his brother, Max. [OC] Fallon delivered. I was going to tell a joke about sodium.. This actually happened to me... Goats are literally masters of physics. The fourth dimension is not time, it is goat "Are you kidding?" This is our neighbors license plate Seems like an exciting town Brick & Mortar remix Dinner for tonight just turned into dinner for the next week. The secret of life! Stephen Hawking and John Oliver They're getting crafty We're all one big family! Every time I submit to reddit, I tell myself this World cup off the field! dont hate England I'm feeling lucky! He's Back F*#% You & Have a Nice Day Came down stairs to see my dog like this Clark Kent! Sead Kolasinac from Bosnia everyone!! Probably sleeps like a log. TMNT - Splinter "I made a funny!" Happy fathers day! Spent Fathers Day alone, but... Fucking stop. So pissed off about the mens bathroom Gotta be 18...ish Not asking for it! State your first name, last name, and occupation. How I explain my pride on Father's Day appropriate tshirt Seriously..they're horrible Rupert Grint LAD My friend started working out and posted his before and after pics... Club Cant Handle Me. "Almost got it that time!" I see your velothiraptor and raise you; Tyranothorus Been dealing with a cold for 2 days. My sneeze tally for today is 32 This is how I've chosen to spend my Father's Day. When my girlfriend is sleeping and I start cooking bacon. WHAT ARE THESE MEMES CALLED? My friend just posted this on Facebook for Father's Day Nut for days Netflix is at it again... Not enough aardvark aaction in here lately Brace yourselves In honor of Fathers Day....dads, we all know how this feels. Came across this at the hospital. Askin to be pulled over. One Does Not Simply Spoon Cuddle This right here is why people don't like YouTube. You know ELI5 and r/Science are doing it right when... *bites lip* I'm fairly certain pandas are just an extremely elaborate hoax I totally think this picture of my son can become a meme. What do you guys think of the Smug Newborn? After months of denial and many nights on the couch. I finally got the evidence to prove to my wife why she sleeps better than I do. Good enough. If you're out drinking, don't forget I think I just found Smokey's new slogan Instant garage ...the resemblance is uncanny Lebron after Game 4 - NBA Finals 2014 I miss Blue Mountain State This maze sucks Herd of baby tortoises. friend got chased down on his motorcycle by a bike cop today at the beach. Saw this at the mall parking lot She is beautiful on the INSIDE Best Friends Not only is my grandma 67 and drive a Corvette..... but she rocks this sticker. Cute delivery boy Apparently there is a Pterodactyl on the loose First World Fishing Problems How I come home after dinner at grandma's house Velothiraptor! I remembered it a bit differently I am confuse. my favoritest and funnies meme Only men know the struggle. DYSON Liberté, égalité... Spoungebob fans only Opened my boyfriend's glove compartment... Dogsitting this week, this is what I wake up to everyday. My friend told me he tried to look like vegeta in his third grade class pictures A pretty epic car I saw driving around on my way home from college Senator Thad Cochran (R-MS) fondly remembers doing "indecent things with animals" as a child. This always cheers me up. My Entire Life in One Meme Serious business Overcompensating Too quick. Too white. Too cat. There you stand, awkwardly, with penor in hand Whenever I do a group project by myself To the elite gamers What I thought when the flight attendant told me I was responsible for the emergency door. His signature dunk. Told my 4 year old nephew that if he behaved, he could buy anything he wanted at Spencer's. He chose this... "I like all the colors!" So, do I just stand on it, or...? When you're walking down the street and the person in front of you is walking REALLY slow. Now that summer is here... Perspectives In response to the woman washing her dogs butt in the water fountain My friend's family wore the colors of the gender they preferred for the new baby... Observed this champion today I will find you and I will kill you Hipster peer pressure Bible and the Quran Fight I finally found my dad a Father's Day card that does not involve beer, farting, grilling, TV remotes or sentimental shit. Quit Smoking? Netherlands Heat Map against Spain. Awkward conversation avoided! He woke up and started to get off the couch then went back to sleeping like this... That feeling the day after. $4.04 If you can't take the heat.... It's Hard To Date When She Never Shows Up It all makes sense now Sometimes wolves need hugs too Happy Friday the 13th, Everyone! Someone had some free time If a person in a coma has a period... I cant quite believe it either.. World cup fans in America My girlfriend pulled this one on me this morning.. Girl Takes Amazing Selfie While Getting Tackled By Security As She Sprints Through A Baseball Game Sheldon explaining fandom life Oh Marcelo! Hay what's up? TV Infomercials The only way to end the confusion This makes me happy What the hell, man Well, he has my vote Sneaky doge Black Metal Babysitting The morals of some stories are harder to figure out... Horrible motorcycle crash This drawing speaks volumes about this years World Cup HAVE SOME FUN!!! FUN,MUST SEE !!! Dutch fans are watching a game against Germany on a big screen over the river. Suddenly... Photoshop is a wonderful thing. I come in Peace too!!!! It was hardly porn! Gearing up for the new Project Runway Hahaha...haha...ha...wait.. I've just spent the last 10 minutes ridin' this dude's ass... To the guy who said he laughed at his former classmates death I can sleep well tonight. Ian McKellen just posted this on Twitter Work Intelligent Found this in a biology professor's window. Google is getting crazy. Hell, it's helped me. Tall people will understand So a client needs a website update. Whaddya think? Should I take the job? Lisa does what she needs to I accept nothing Little Girl Judo Fight "If I make it, you all get tickets" Lazy Jaws Man Love In case of emergency, find baby and eat it. Westboro Baptist Church is at it again. Found this beast on my way to school today. not sure if insanity wolf, scumbag, or confession bear Creative Cat Ice Cold! Instant best buddies! NASA is trying flying saucer landing on Mars. My Lasik expectations were not so accurate. It don't matter if you're black or white SCREW YOU MOM IT'S NOT A PHASE! Not a single fuck was given My mom was the odd one out with a B cup. This has never been more true. And she just said this... Sometimes you just don't want to sneeze! I found Trevor from grand theft auto Amazon Prime, I love you but I'm confused... Thanks grandma! I'm talking to you Sprint I miss Futurama Go ahead laugh at this.... My whole life is a lie Majestic as fuck Perfect Futurama at its finest Seriously? Bill Gates, life of the party Dear Sprint The neighbors needed to be warned. 0% of batman approval for the World Cup Jesus, that was some good chicken. You will all suffer the power of kitty And the Oscar goes to... The names of various things according to my 3 year old. I'll have a white girl in no time Got 99 cookies Girlfriend said she missed killing a spider when she threw a shoe at it above the couch. I sent her this. My mom bought a cake and i ate it not knowing it was going to be my dads birthday cake. Panic, paper, and a sharpie. Nailed it Saved this guy's life yesterday...we were both a bit scared. apparently I caught Spider-Man having some "alone time" in the toy aisle last night. I looked up a local restaurant on Instagram... When I browse local swap and shops and I see idiots try to haggle Someone's trying to send a message... Saw this movie still of Brad Pitt and this is all I could think of. Official Reminder Because fuck your gluten "allergy." (My local pizza place's menu) As a delivery driver for the local pizza place. There is nothing better Stockton, CA At the DMV Riding my bike home from a long night of partying Vet techs in /r/aww be like... He's fresher than their ingredients... I should really buy less avocados. I got a new job at a grilled cheese store, this is the shirt I get to wear :D In a Michaels Craft Store *ʞɔıן* *ʞɔıן* *ʞɔıן* *ʞɔıן* *ʞɔıן* *ʞɔıן* After watching Game of Thrones, my boyfriend drops this... When you can't get to sleep remember... Bill Cosby on entitlement Really don't. Still think playing with the slong alone is better. Asked Papa Johns to write a joke on the box. Best delivery ever! Scumbag Walter White The difference 20 years makes After pretty much every social encounter Are we still doing company names? Best locksmith eva. When you can't get that Lego Movie song out of your head The difference 481 years makes Make a lady come so hard ... My sister has a neighbor with a Manatee mailbox My first meme - my baby makes the most pissed off yuck face ever Nope. Subaru is more practical than Evo Are you -that- smooth? NRA problems Dream #duckface My best friend, his wife, and me Vagina?!?!? He was really trying to help the whole time Momma gots to get her money 2 years ago I promised to illustrate the infamous reddit story 'The Swamps of Dagobah', today I honour that I.O.U My partner and I have started to prepare for our first born... My niece thought she would help by grabbing one of my "Teddys"... I just got banned from The Boring Group on Facebook. Some people said my posts were unbarred. I'm not sure they knew the meaning of the word. Is it just me or does the Queen look a lot like Bilbo? Be careful of your kindness. Saving Bambi My neighbors are about to be robbed in broad daylight. These criminals are getting bolder. When ever I decide to take a bath with salts, this scene of Chandler stuck in the tub comes to mind.. Mattress day at school So I accidentally googled 'Tyrone Lannister'... Protect yo' trash High heels are sexy best joke ever So that implies 95% of us, right? get well soon tray I arrived at Las Vegas, stepped outside and... [fixed] Lighting destroys a tree More great subtitles from Netflix slow and steady wins the race. He's been barking at this empty soda bottle for 10 min Best t-shirt I've seen in a long time. It's the head snap I am most impressed with Best baseball card ever Just happened Try explaining this to your wife When My Pregnant Wife Asks Why She Is So Tired Home Security. It thinks it's people I arrived at Las Vegas, stepped outside and... King of the Jungle Every time I see a "Hulu Original Series" Gangster rap My computer must be a girl because it has been doing this for 30 minutes. Waste of paper DANGER! Do not touch. Father of the year (1990) Wearing the wrong shirt at Disneyland. Thank You Damn it's great to be Canadian. (x-post from r/Canadia) The men will understand this one... I often question my bravado My buddy's bachelor party photo. Yes, I see your point Fishy? OMG FISHY! its bedtime! Oh, Florida.. It is June 6th. My neighbors still have their Christmas tree up...with Christmas ornaments on it. Incognito Man A truly modest lifestyle. DAT FACE!! Real Success. When I Get A Notification From An App That I Never Use My uncle at a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert in 1987. They literally JUST stopped. That was excruciating! Took my five year old to the library today. His face says it all So you're telling me... Some people be like Evil Baby...... Black and White, Red All Over Best tattoo ever With the warm weather coming our way I am eager for this trend to catch on. Heloise has some amazing advice Success! Return of the meme I believe I can fly... Old Buck and Young Buck Really LeBron? Really, why is this not a thing? We heard you got fired from the brewery "$20 says you can't get the C word on your license plate"... Challenge accepted Life's an uphill climb... Waaat? I love you. He has a point My little buddy at work today was fun-size. Russia summarized in one sentence Colbert Interviewing Morgan Freeman on "Through the Wormhole" The cost of a hip replacement in the US How to make your SO shit themselves twice Forever alone guy loves using cell-phones! My brother recently picked up calligraphy as a summer hobby. This is what I found on our fridge when I woke up. Classic Throwback Thursday Whenever my girlfriend's parents come home unexpectedly. Threw Lucy's ball into the tree by accident, turned around and seen her like this. The methylamine keeps flowing no matter wat Such a talented creature How unfortunate I have to do this every time. Smooth Recently did this when adding hot sauce to my lunch My roommate just posted this gem After reading that the US is sending B-52s to Europe Dick on Acid Modern computer security is complex Zero fetches given Do any of you get this? So this was just posted in my building's notice board... The issue with overhead selfies I now know exactly how large everything in this show was Upvote and slowly scroll on. You saw nothing... Recoil Fat Princess Leia chair wants a kiss. Peter Dinklage, in a strip club, with a glow in the dark hula hoop. Enough said. Odd one out What a jerk B... but, I don't wanna go to the vet, I trusted you! Famous quotes..?? My Dad just sent me this with the caption "Minotaur. " "The female nurse didn't think I was funny. The male doctor couldn't stop laughing." (xpost r/childfree) Aliens and primates (according to the History Channel) Adderall had me like... Lemons My new kitten dislikes obscene gestures. I will fucking eat your family Just thought of this. I know Reddit isn't a big Kardashian fan, but can we take the time to appreciate this burn? After I spent 5 minutes on reddit today. Thankfully, they're super cute. Grip Strength Perils of working at home After seeing all these kids celebrating their HS graduation on Facebook.... data plan about to take a hit! Yoga is so peaceful Bad luck Brian needs a hug. I ain't afraid of no goat! I'm looking at you America! Love is blind Canceled classes Day 3: They suspect nothing. Took this when we first brought this little guy home. His name is Enzo. I was a late bloomer. My coolness didn't peak until I was 5. Sounds like a good song. Deep conversations about income inequality After working at a full-time position for a few years, I can relate So that's what Benjamin Franklin is thinking! My sister told me "these buildings look like usb drives" He's skin to manly So I (male) just rented out my empty room to a new tenant (female) and thought I'd change the old shower curtain. I should have looked at it before I Went to check on my foster kitten, found her laying there with a claw stuck in her bed Short, back and barcode Car ride simulator 2014 Long walk for a simple punch line. Took a picture of my friends dog standing on its hind legs, couldn't resist making this. Literally every time I count off into groups Rough day at work My students' prank turned into the coolest thing ever: my own teacher fort. My day was made! Told the new guy at work we need a copy of his passport to verify his eligibility to work. This is what we got. When your Gf wants to play a game on your phone but ... Man, I remember when stuff used to cost a lot less. He just tweeted this.... Shit, I forgot to turn off the oven Facebook Status Fail! For you Whose Line fans Who's the mastermind behind this? My dogs after a treat Someone in my office apparently tried to Xerox whatever was on their iPad screen. As a 21 year old virgin. I wish i knew about this site sooner I shall do this to myself Duckling waking up. You have to see the head shake mfw a newfag takes my shekels Me and my girlfriend climbed the Eiffel Tower and found this at the top Happy pride everyone All I could think at 3 a.m. when my five-month old daughter was crying because she was tired. My Reddit life Thank you, checkout Feel like a ninja Even if they aren't my chips... She knows what I mean. This was after I jumped 10 feet How my friend showed they are having another child Pepperidge Farm Remembers Vacation with GF + 9 hour flight = One uncomfortable cashier Trying to walk through a busy train After 30 minutes of browsing /r/GoneWild Male50cent... Poor misunderstood Mountain John Oliver suggests renaming 'Net Neutrality' Homeless man Vs your Cat This always bothered me about my Yankee father... Homegoods pillow on comforting women Takes me an extra hour to get out Not exactly loaded Failed Selfies Pros and Cons of being tall First my wife said the walls were too bare, and now they are too bear. You guys seem so much nicer I turned 25 over the weekend. So as a present, my best buddies and I took this picture Parasite Driving like Animals So annoying when this happens... This makes me sad I saw Mario and Luigi gangsters at the bar last night Graduation card from my dad We all do it! Lemme just check my pokedex.. Clinging ivy? Ain't no thing... I call this one "Libertarian Paul." Based on a real person: appropriately enough, a clown with a microphone. Face of defeat You got me monologuing Well.. Shit Sums up my whole weekend. Got some strange looks walking around the grocery store doing this This is the cause of so many arguments. Pimps be like... We saved a turtle crossing the street. The turtle decided to thank us in a odd way. Everybody just wants to be liked and accepted - except Putin. I wish all my life's problems were solved by this Bro Five I love my ex's mom, but... baby jaguar cuddling with a baby panther Surprise adoption My foreign mom texted me "I saw Hog Hogun at Frankfurt airport and took a selfie with him" Sent my husband to buy a baby shower gift bag. Dammit. Today, my 6 year old sister in law asked who the man with the little arms and legs was. Now I cannot unsee it. My mom...Every. Single. Time. A look at my news feed lately... I finally figured out who miley reminds me of My 21 year old cousin who's dad runs a dealership laid this on me after getting his 5th brand new car. Rv Logic I'm in high school, she doesn't want me to work, don't have much money, what an xbox one with the money I have Jaden Smith wore a white batman costume to Kim and Kanye's wedding After I had just organized them all My personal favorite church sign. And I agree. Boop This poor guy tried 4 times, but the Ginger gene was just too strong. Bought my cat a bed in IKEA While I was sitting eating Chipotle outside. Never let your friends label your moving boxes. Crazy weather difference. This is one of the funniest things I have seen in a while Good try, buddy How much did Ballmer pay for the LA Clippers? My new work ID My precious. [my 1 1/2 yr old niece Sofi] There is two kinds of people...and the two happen to be twins. Sprint Customer Service Twerkin' it I'd watch it...at least 3 minutes Ugh.... Do I have tooooo? How I found out my favorite Sushi place had closed. Worst thing to say in prison When you're half asleep... Do you ever worry about your species? A bar sign in the East Village Regarding the note about not tipping servers. I am so conflicted if I agree or not! Brain is going to explode. Original link in comments Follow me I'm making ice cream! Calm down A dignified individual. When your talking to a guy and you both know you like each other but he hasn't made a move yet.. "Coupon" I found on the basement ceiling in a house in buying. Screw Watch_Dogs... It's all about Chess_Dogs! Get direct tv.... (too soon?) I don't understand how anyone thinks people would. Someone has to lose some weight... i ll just sit here. This is what your Instagram photos look like to me Good tip My friends 1946 international delivery truck painted to look rusted. Too late to change it now... Playful kitty How I feel on a Friday afternoon! My kiddo is about to turn 4. This checks out. Taking foosball to the next level Dad joke takes a dark turn [HQ] Life in a nutshell ... This about sums up the logic of religion. Etsy problems Pistol whip Cheerleaders before they were celebrities. That's my motto This has to be the best church sign I've ever seen. feeling sad? Here is a picture of Peter Dinklage holding his baby Its Good to Be Upfront About Certain Things Who are you and how did you get in here? Such a smooth talker on alcohol Awesome pizza delivery guy Obscure excuse for not going to class Nintendo just tweeted this. I'm bouncing off the walls just thinking about this Oh hey... sorry... didn't realize you were taking a picture ;D Being Human is Hard Oh yeah.. Cake! Someone paid with this at the store I work at today Great way to start your day! My Dad went to a Bruce Springsteen concert the other day. This is the only picture he took. Apparently I live in Pawnee, IN. This is the best headline I have ever seen. Please tell me I'm not the only one who thinks of this during The Last Crusade... Every time I sit on the toilet and it's gloriously warm. When people complain about traffic You can't just ask someone who's the fork My attitude the first day on Reddit... Short shorts The safest car ever. It can't hit anything. HarHarHar Speaking for myself and other middle aged men. Found my dad playing pool like this. A cat and a puppy rubbing noses together There's always that one guy. When you correct them, they get so mad and do this. It's amusing to say the least. How vegans see recipes My friend hand-crafted a dog food/water station Sharing is piracy I still love this classic These are the best people to hangout with. He likes ice-cream sooo much.. Update to yesterday's awkward penguin at Starbucks Car feature guide for assholes The real GGG. I do this frequently. Stonelyness... Nice try indeed and always on a saturday nonetheless! Dogs are great. Time to spin up some farts! I work in tech support and have always wondered how my co worker always seems so calm explaining things. When I walked by his desk today, I saw this. Good guy roommate I officially have lost all hope in my hospital's computer system... My cousin catches and takes pictures of lizards. She's 10 Warning shots fired! Shaq tweeted this today... Success Prisoner They sure don't make things like they used to.. Need a new license plate? This is how I picture the people I buy stuff from on eBay in my mind... Birdpoop masterpiece at the parking lot A great analogy for computer viruses DJs these days.. Thats right! Weight loss is a losing battle A compliment on Xbox Live? Oh, nevermind. Speaking of hell I would like to see Canada Another girly thing It's wrong to take pictures of people eating on trains, but look at this... every tux for prom had a note from an elementary schooler in it..... My buddy and I added this sticker to his brother's Saturn Vibe. No he is not a raiders fan. (Wait for it) Jim Jeffries on the Bible Robin fuckin Williams (1980) My dog when he hears my wife's car drive up. Ran into Scumbag Steve while Fishing Is he still at the door? After waiting all week for the best show on TV just to find out that they have a bye week. A bit of 8-bit advice for you in 1984... Vacuum Bee Killer Washing your hands in a public bathroom Truly Spectacular GIF (when you see it) Bladrblrrrblrbbbrllr Ruins of an ancient civilization. Forget the middel man! Just go directly to the source! Friend's son today the store First world Bear Grylls Dat Ass! We named her Treesa. I'm a fan of both, ladies Pulled up behind a lawn care trailer today... Inviting the Detroit neighbourhood to join your wedding photo. Priceless. Yes, I think the title is appropriate. Robert Downey Jr. is NOT just like everyone else. Our top story today Please prove that you are a human! Willy Wonka Needs To Be Stopped And the rest of the internet Parking: Nailed it. If this puffin isn't unpopular, I don't know what is, but I can't be the only one... Birthday gift from my grandpa. I go to school in Colorado. The Internet [Fresh Prince] If you grew up in the 90's this will be hilarious. I was quite the literary artist at age 7. Thanks for not banning the puffin, r/memes :) I think he's finally got his wish Apparently we need a dog. This one is my moms Tastes like poverty. Russell Westbrook could be a crackhead!!! I'm just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis. The people there don't care about your opinion. She's missing the D. Literally. Moment when a hot girl becomes single Honesty is always the best policy many sea birds are killed every year from eating plastic debris Why you no like me? Bart Simpson - on10/10 for image placement Party Boats. QI on English surnames Olympic divers photoshopped onto a toilet How to deal with ugly babies A way to end it once and for all Watching Ghostbusters... This has to be my favorite part. The New York Post reported the Kanye West/Kim Kardashian wedding perfectly. A woman named Virginia Bass is running for local office and every time she runs something like this happens. I can't help but laugh Carrying in groceries as a kid When you get pulled over by the cops and remember that you're white and have nothing to worry about tfw no gf Senior quote from a kid on the golf team. I feel like this should be a meme I beg to differ on the best reversed GIF A ringing endorsement! Where have you been? Not sure if it's the jorts or the shirt, but he's irresistible. Some Celebrity Humor I'm not sure if this is awesome or terrifying. I can't be the only one Video games do a thing that no other industry does... Ping pong win When your friend forgets your birthday No hard feelings I guess :-( This is pretty accurate. Mexican Drug Lord Home - 18 Billion Dollars Licking Ludacris At night, the otherwise harmless brodie foodmart turns evil. So true (May be a repost) Have it Your Way! Up the butt? Well fuck... I'm a pilot for an airline, a panel fell off and exposed this. So a friend of mine recently got a china cabinet. He doesn't own any china... My friend found these guys cuddling on a pebble beach in Maine I'll take a glass of "water" My mom just sent me this.. You're kidding... Sky sharks Binge watching on Netflix My parents when they tell me the computer won't work. Traumatized Brian Someone's cheating The face you make when... As an Irish girl, the first sunburn I get of the summer will turn into the tan line I have to live with for the rest of it. This is going to be an awk Truth I don't know what this means but I'm excited to eat here Holy crap, it worked! Most unpopular opinion of them all. After going out to dinner on every first date.. ever.. As a ginger this is huge Dat Booty Relationship Advice from love-guru, 2Chainz Girlfriend made me fortune cookies, this was the first one I opened... My cat loves to play from under the blankets! "The same thing we do every night pinky" Stop staring at me! Defiantly memes worthy. My friends cat. So I looked into this whole "Emu War" business and was not disappointed. A man's brain at full capacity Cat version of doge - something to work with from Facebook flyer Boy George looks just like Sansa Stark how I feel after I'v looked at the comments on a post I submitted Eye swap instead of face swap After spending the entire morning screaming at my computer Yes, this war actually happened Mythical Meme To the straight male who has a wasted talent. Where we supposed to do something today? Alien horse This guy is a genius Bob's Burgers at its finest. You said have fun, here ya go... The Simpsons on America's law enforcement. I don't understand why it's wrong to feel this way... I see your "classic white dad attire" and present "asian tourist dad attire" You're not yourself when you're hungry. I fucking love bender Zoolander's modeling career started in a train safety card. Close, but no cigar. I have an irrational hate for white work vans but this guy has humor All of the people in this photo are in the pianist's blind spot and are invisible to him. Kitty Freedom! A little Walt Bayes, for when someone focused on one thing has a weird side-issue $70 an hour to do road work and traffic control here in Australia. In my 34 years this sign has never been more true. Apparently the only thing you have to do to get karma on reddit right now Screw the speed limits, right? My kids crayons have been going missing lately. I finally found the culprit Yo Dawg! Yesterday, I went to the movies for the first time in years That time of the month Z is for traumatized Wait for it... Strong crosswinds winds take-off I googled "hairstyles for fat guys..." Was NOT disappointed Mal-Wart Uhh... Is SCIENCE real? One of the best movie lines ever Jehovah's Frog The lovely Jennifer Lawrence. Angry cat is angry My Girlfriend's New Yoga Pose I know it's petty, I just wish people would pay attention. I saw your "classic white dad attire" post, then looked across the kitchen... What I thought when I saw that photo of a supercell over Wyoming I'll just stop in real quick and grab a pair of new shoes... Nevermind This was always the worst That mother fucker sure can whisper. Found a post in /r/srssucks making fun of trigger warnings... Hello my baby, hello my darling, hello my rag-time gaaal! Today was a good day Weigh-In Sign outside a pub today in Ireland (it's sunny today). JFK knows what to do. Look what I found in my Atlas today. Pool World. Keller knows he's a cool guy. Local dude from disco ! Simple but effective Repost!! Tried it on my girl!! It worked... I was going to go to memegenerator and this came up is it just me ? My mom got this card for her birthday. Why I seldom attempt to submit posts on Reddit... Well someone is ungrateful Didn't steal your car...but mom might have I don't know. You think of a title and repost it sometime tomorrow. "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" The Siren Song of the Avocado. I'd watch it Forgot how insane this video was Pet me human. Working at a elementary school brew am I to disagree? Every time someone comes up to me and starts asking about direction even though my headphones are still on my ears. Got this gem from my gf this morning. . This is the photo Facebook decided to use to show that today is my wedding anniversary. That's my wife dancing. I'm on the far left. Every time I see a plus 40+ woman wearing "Love Pink" clothing... Every single time Knocked my alarm off the nightstand...now it's mocking me I either own a cat or a lemur. I just don't care enough about what some relatives and coworkers post Summoning a neckbeard Caveman Lawyer Desk Simple Logic I work at a Korean English school where we recently stopped kids from speaking Korean in class. This was my whiteboard today. you're not wrong... 1980s First World Problem. Taping a song off the radio... New Way to Breathe Underwater (X-post from /r/shittyaskscience) Made this for when I get pulled over. Hopefully they work. Whoever bundles the movies at Walmart has a good sense of humor Trust your instincts folks Looked over at my dogs and this was happening... My friend's dog had 14 puppies. This is how they're kept out of trouble while she cleans the house. 1st post on reddit - Quote from the wife! My housemate, ladies and gents. I would've been okay with it had she just checked with me...(rest of story in comments) The only way to fix a hole in the wall Banquet table fell off the trailer, on the highway, during rush hour. Warning: Child predator on the loose Harvey Be Hatin Jimmy John's delivery is THAT fast The logic behind this is flawless So, my son won this fishing trophy... That's gonna be a nice tan line! You get me every time, ice machine True story. Titanic It was bound to happen Newest Member of the Mile High Club Money This was one of my favorite psych quotes How did I miss this?... There's always money in the banana stand.... As a child, i thought mice would be a way bigger problem when i grew up Damn kids and their satanic lingo Oh, irony, you never fail. (Senior quote I found in my yearbook.) Ah, the high school days. Finally, I can call myself and MVP. Ellie got her first stick today at the park. After pulling an all-nighter on an essay.. Nah that's just Stan Friends till the end... of the economy My brother and his wife got in a fight last night. She apparently used his phone as a ninja star. So my parents wanted their garage door to look wooden but I think it looks more like a giant Hershey's bar. Double D's and A's So, my cat had to go to the emergency vet today. Pretty much Netflix gettin' real I'm around them more than my family anyway. I've yet to see a show that doesn't follow this principal Offshore drilling Leo would be the best boss to have Cat malfunction Every friendship ever MRW I hear anything in the news about Macklemore Aye gurl Seen on a college campus The bathroom in this truck stop said out of order, the owner said I can use it anyway. First day home. He played with his squeaky squirrel until he passed out. Worried Watanabe Basically the conversation I overheard my two 13 year old nephews having. Johnny Football's signing bonus? Ocean Facts Her caption was; "hard work pays off #summerbod." At least they're honest The real reason why Putin invaded Ukraine Coworker walked up behind me taking this picture and said, "Alan! Alan! Alan!" I almost peed my pants laughing. Some guys from my hall snap chatted me- took me a second... One of my favorite Season 1 moments of Psych. Did you know.. Siri, why are fire trucks red? I think I was a Good Guy Greg that night. My neighbor is clearly not pleased with someone. This kid is a pimp!! This was at my school above year book order forms. I did a double-take after I saw some girl take a swig of a load of bread Little boy meets french bulldog Shoutout too all the girls on Instagram Asian parents A friend of mine photoshopped Godzilla into the fires going on in Southern California. Thought you guys might like this It just doesn't Friendzone I work at Target and all of the empty boxes were going missing. I think I found them. ... I thought it was witty. No one else did. Heh. Birthday card Godzilla was released in theaters recently. Weird things. Some cyclists are douchebags. reddit would be a very sad place indeed Short and sweet "WE'RE LOSING THEM, DAMN IT!, They're toast" Because I think it's rude Women have the power. Gentlemen, it's been a privilege. As a father of two girls, this had to be done. Whenever we set up a prayer rug my cat always likes to crawl under it. Godzilla logic My buddy got written up at work after some complaints. His supervisor thought it was hilarious though. I found the Holy Grail of soda!!! women. cant live with em. cant kill em Took the parents to a fancy restaurant with mood lighting for my graduation. Sons birthday today Please make a meme Ok I'm in! ALWAYS GOOD TO HAVE EM. The username you choose will follow you the rest of your life Self awareness This photo bomber... Jennifer lawrence's talent Temptation. Don't say a word saw this guy while shopping for guitars Joel McHale on Jay-Z Being Attacked By Solange When all else fails... My friend has great coasters... Oh SHIT! It took me 3months to figure it out. Confirmed by co-workers. I love you, George I think it went well What a show! Friend created new netflix account for free month using same paypal as before. I have a distinct name and family history. My new business cards should save some time. Drake the type.. We're rooting for ya Chris! 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My friends daughter feel asleep watching Thor last night As a colourblind person, I don't believe you Crayola. Live long and get some... Ladies & gentlemen, meet my younger sister. After just getting RES and realizing I'm 400 posts down the front page My friend borrowed my cat for a film shoot. I asked him how it was going and this is what he replied with. If it works... we're golden! Pretty happy with how our pregnancy announcement photo turned out. Found this printed in my school library.. Awkward moment Medieval Canadian Warfare As a straight man I'll never hear the end of this one. And this is why Hulu sucks. Very annoying I googled "Thug" I hoped no one was drawing this... OMG NO. Finally! Topics I can actually get behind! Finally! What is in my pocket? You did it, Andy! This is how you use a Dyson fan in a hot office. 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Save it for the plane Billy Lost cat My local Shepherd rescue has this ridiculous ball of fluff for adoption. He meant dinner. We ordered pizza. My favorite prank from The Office Perhaps its time to buy new headset. Ordinary Muslim Roadies "Kid acted up in school" I think it'll be hard to tell my parents I'm Chinese Found this at Walmart today, read the 2nd feature When someone tries to flirt with me Make it funny Scooby understands women Mistakes were made People are weird No reward necessary. I'm 23...I've been with my company for 4 months, then this happened Forever my favorite Simpsons moment A regular driving occurrence. Ummm...technically yes. Hockey problems It was totally worth it. Don't you ever get poo shy? Teen boys sexual activity survey The Super Hexagon Experience I can't stand those "baby on board" decals, but I will make an exception for this. To the people asking if some people will ever learn to use the right meme - the answer is "No" Buddy of mine wins thrift shop finds. There have been a lot of new taxes in SoCal to fund "education"... I wish more people understood this. Every College Students Thoughts While Studying for Finals Trust me, just don't do it... Spot the redditor Well, to be honest, that did happen Every Worker's Day the city of Cascavel in Brazil barbecues hundreds of beef ribs by massive firepits. Today it was 17 metric tons of beef. Trying to get the files I need to finish this project for a client... 1990s NBA in a nutshell Contemplative Kanye NOOOOO!! Why do we fall? Honest work Nicholas cage surprises us all Um what? Insanity Wolf Possibly the greatest name ever Andrew Stockdale meme this guy's lunch made it on the subway without him The all new "Up Yours" lip gloss Batman's Idea A Nightmare of Sesame Street. Sums up my mood today Found this sweetheart roaming around a busy street in San Antonio. After picking off 100+ fleas and deworming her of two different parasites, reddit, Moetip After a really rough day, this definitely made me smile on my way home from work. My friend decided to pose with the mannequins at the mall. I'll never understand Well, if life gives you.. 15 years 3 kids and never cheated. This happens all the time. This (almost) made shopping worth it. Isn't it ironic? My girlfriend sent me this picture of one of her friends little brother. He seems pretty happy Sheldon Adelson Cares Dad jokes would be proud This is madness! Never trust an atom My stupid friend everyone. Not my idea of getting hammered... And just like that, I'm single again. Umm I think I'll change the baby's diaper once we get home. Help a bird down on his luck, this is how you'll get paid. While watching the Cosmos last night my mom hit me with this one I know this guy... Two weeks later, this deer is still on the side of the road, and someone has way too much time on their hands. First world reddit problems He's too cool for school! X-Men Logic Took me a while to get the last one Sleepy corgis are sleepy Good guy Rob Ford A different perspective of an everyday genocide Thought I never see it close, but this popped in my Facebook news feed. A must for any parents Lego Jesus Soo happy Never in my wildest dreams did I think I would reach this level of poverty. A tree threw up on my car The truth about religion. Homeless people of Vegas, you are hilarious. This show is underrated Another art student at my college needs some help No, No....THIS was the best kisscam EVER!!!! This was posted above the urinal at my local college bar, it's true Reddit meet our new fur baby Stella This applies to most of us every day of my life They see me strolling..They hating.. When my dad walks in and starts talking about heaven... (he's a closet pot smoker) for the 69th anniversary of Hitler's suicide, the pic that brought me to reddit Putin. Maybe we should buy a rice cooker. You know, just in case I lose good old righty. Dankey Kang Anyone else? Shes coming for you. Martin Luther King - I Had A Dream... Wait... how do I do this again? I don't know who I am Sick of your shit, Siri... Every time my phone is missing battery I've lied to a lot of hairdressers My older brother was guilty of this Thought it'd be funny to catch my granddad sleeping on vacation- till I made the same mistake. Touché, pop. A flaw in Internet Explorer Chief executive officer Was watching Fox News, and noticed something amazing... Good ol' Coop. Praying for an accident The best kiss-cam This is the best statue Have your fap and your trees too I Swear! The time has come...... I need a haircut. I googled "womens short haircuts" for ideas. One stood out. Every paper I've ever written Good Guy Voldemort Hey look! It's obscure reference Oscar! My wife's cousin caught me looking at his wife's breasts the other night. He then said something to me that sounded strangely familiar It's my knight in shining -- oh... Jerry. Was about to bite into this today... And then I saw it. Benny the Bull's reaction to Donald Sterling Found this guy on my windowsill while it was raining today I just wanted a change Relatable That's messed up Adobe Illustrator. Doctors hate him! Best firefighter name ever What is this?!? A drinking fountain for ants?!? When you get your dream car.. Pretty much every time... Shopping for an apartment in a big city My grandfather was a quarryman who lugged stones by hand I work at a liquor store. Upon learning that Pornhub, in honor of Arbor Day, is planting a tree for every 100 videos watched this week...[fixed] mom asked me to take some graduation pictures. she didn't appreciate what I had in mind. My thoughts go out to statues in Greece. "If I upvote this, am I a racist?" I honestly think everybody is entitled to their own opinion. Meanwhile, at a Dairy Queen... 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If you have the oil, we have the democracy My personalized license plate came in today :) I was given the ability to control what gets printed on the receipts at the doughnut shop where I work. This is the first thing I did. Convincing my girlfriend we should have sex Kinda makes sense Water you looking at? ಠ_ಠ Always telling me what to do and what to be. Came back to College, one of these has a flash drive with my thesis on it. Thanks guys. Every damn week on Facebook.. Arguments on the internet... Dad Jokes #3 The comic in my school newspaper Mother Corgi and her 2 Ducklings! I used to joke about this when people asked how I could work so hard at fitness / healthy eating... Most college graduates right after graduation. Atlantic Sea Raven My brother winos will understand! Model Behavior It was great and I thought everyone had one too X-post from r/quotesporn How I made it to the front page. Sushicat When a guy reads into the kindness of a girl too much probably not how it works I make you strong Thus far, this is my experience Free Sticks Promo shot for the Miami Vice Reboot... Unlikely friends They've gotten more ridiculous. This guy at my school dresses up as goku and wanders the halls to give out life advice. Too fabulous for you Hiiiii! Bitches be like.... You called mastrbwfbfhafjbd;q! Chi-Tex-Mex? Blow gently on your screen So true Hate classmates like this. Yup. Letter Spacing Can Make All The Difference Hell, I barely logged in to post this. In the spirit of Good Guy Netflix Ways you can describe your motorcycle, but not your girlfriend When I see a "Suggested Post" in my Facebook feed. Louis CK and some of the best practical advice I've heard Couldn't believe it when I saw his name. How i find out that my son tried to access my tablet Donald Sterling - The most interesting Racist Whenever I Hear That Some Big Company Has To Pay A "huge" Fine i made the mistake today, of the slightest deviation from the reddit hive mind... Units of measurement Mike Tyson is a space junkie This is how tiny he was when we first got him Happened to this kid in my 5th grade class The World's Greatest Detective Newbie. Happens every time . . . Men's Wearhouse said it was a "perfect fit" for me. I ran into this NDT picture and wondered what the community could do with it What did I just read? My friends always want to go out to eat Scottish comedian Kevin Bridges on Royal Family problems Vandals painted the sign on the entrance of Moscow in colors of Ukrainian flag Took a picture of a squirrel and it looks like it's holding a gun Realisation. My fortune cookie told me to masturbate... Please...Don't disturb me... Demonstrating proper swimming technique Anatomy of a jumbo freezie. We're just different people Saw this at a beer festival. Bulldog playing on a trampoline (gif) I just wanted a pic of how he was sitting, but as I took it he gave me this look and now I feel like a creep Sister-in-Law went to a convention and picked 'Goodbye' and 'penis' from a mystery box at the C&H booth. This is what they drew. I'm pretty sure my friends cat's going to commit suicide Survey from my school Just met this guy at the grocery store. Who's a better superhero? My only claim to fame, is that Nicolas Cage held me as a baby Crash Averted I think that mannequin guy on the front page and I might be related... I think I'll stop wearing bras... Sorry bro, I'm late What you looking at I hate shirts with complicated wash instructions. All the sushi I present... The most incredible Goodwill purchase in the history of reddit. teacher said all the research would help us cope with stress Was hiking this morning and saw this sign Dermatologists hate him! 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(Sorry if repost) to all the posts about knowing someone who had a heart attack and did stuff before going to the doctor Hahaha Snip snip. Uhh... Bonjour? Whenever I see a guy vigorously washing his hands in a public bathroom Went to my girlfriend's parents house for the first time. My hands are still wet. Where will you be? Real smooth, mom. Circus own: bad. Hippie own: good. Zelda and Frankenstein commiserate. It's probably best not to mix alcohol with the brain hemorrhage that calculus caused me Seriously though It seems that is all I've been seeing lately Gets me everytime Just happened to a family friend. Have you heard that joke Took this picture of a squirrel today. This is what I came up with. [OC] Got a good laugh from this in my apartment's laundry room. When i woke up after my 6 hour long "power" nap today If women ruled the world... Introducing Yamaguchi Meme So I'm at the hospital with my sick daughter, and suddenly look who walks in.... She wasn't amazed at all. 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It was realistic...ish Tried Yoga for the first time today. Basic trueth The cat I bought online just arrived I thought redditors hated 9gag?? "You must show your ID to purchase this, sir." What my grandpa'a reaction was to my husband taking too long in the bathroom. If this worked Rubbish Rubben Currently on Bourbon Street.... Every ducking time. I think I won the thrift store Scumbag Clopin (should've included the hat but no Photoshop skills) Every time when I was younger. This is my "Good Guy" Brother Well played horse, well played Cares about woman's rights, doesn't tip at clubs Many of us need this motto this Thursday He couldn't wait 5 minutes... One of my favorite subtle jokes from Community I should be ashamed of Myself. A standard day at the gym That feeling when you wake up from falling in a dream GF tried to deny she cheated so i checked while she slept Plateaus... My 91 year old friend when she was 25ish, wearing a very cool and risqué two piece. To the OP who thinks UTIs are caused by fluids... Why I don't want kids Makes me feel kinda scummy... Cornflakes Have you begun yet? The definition of irony Business Baby Giving Shits I clearly work with a bunch of idiots Today, my username became relevant. (x-post r/Nashville) Shit gets real at 7 pm "You have to let the fear go Neo" Brutus at it again I prefer to keep my bedside brick where I can stub my toes on it in the dark Friend just posted this on Facebook. I think she's hilarious. He may be getting old in age, but this face will never get old to me My buddy fifteen minutes before his calculas final. Lil Jon makes fun of one of his fans.. Some meme my friend made You can see her accent. the definition of wingin it Everytime My pregnant missus claims my baby is saying this while slowing her metabolism Where will you be when the acid kicks in? So, we heard you got the family pack.. Friend just sent me this pic of a test he turned in How I feel when I debate differing opinions with people. "Don't mind me, I'm just making some hot pockets." It was 12 at night and there was 2 dodgy people and its the only way home If Spongebob were human After spending a bunch of time studying with electrical engineering majors... WWJD? This one goes out to everyone in a Facebook relationship Things you can say about your house, but not your partner Kids, this is what porn looked like in the 1980s Stupid Popular Opinion Puffin Curlers in the offseason Trying to get pregnant You gotta love this guy. Boop...Boop...Boop...Boop...Boop...Boop...Boop...Boop...Boop... So today in organic chem lecture... My friends little brother drew this about a story my friend told! Never thought I would ever get a job interview this way. Soccer Players ADDERALL Fishermen's humour Whenever I'm away from my computer for a few hours allllllllmmmmmooooooooooooost 0 fucks given. 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It's about a mole trying to figure ou In 1957 my grandad took a photo just so Reddit could appreciate it half a century later! Shhhh...... it'll be over soon. San Antonio's Finest setting an example. Apparently today is (repost) Sunday. This is one of the few that actually made me LOL. As a math tutor, whenever a student tells me that he can prove 1=0 How times have changed The best store hours are the ones you make up I always try to stop it, but you simply can't. I think Judas's biggest crime was never understanding personal space I deer you My mum literally said this tonight... I love this guy. Puppy Fails at Jumping on Couch Why still single? Was going through a roll of quarters to pay the meter, when suddenly Moms are always pulling this shit ...how I miss these crazy guys. Mommy and Daddy Cat with their kittens Oh yeah, I forgot about that Or maybe figure the proportions out My Brother, who was saving himself till marriage, finally got married this weekend. 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STOP, YOU’RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART No dates, no talking hit her in the head and take her home, best era ever Oh great, now Amazon thinks I'm a drug dealer. Meanwhile in Dubai. I personally hate the way we use the phrase 'reboot' when talking about movies. I reboot my PC when it has crashed or needs to fix itself... Yay I'm a stick! I just wanted to watch house of cards So my friend and I had a battle to see who can take the best selfies with random strangers. He won. My nephew and my grandpa are best friends. He is 77 and my nephew is 5. They argue like brothers and pick on my grandma like brothers. It's hilarious. Thieves Everywhere Wu-Tang Clan just posted this on their Facebook page. I am not alone in this right? So much traffic! (x-post /r/cringepics) And then BAM, David Bowie.... To my friend who refers to his new girlfriend as pudding top... My buddy snapchatted me a picture of his cat.. It only seemed right to give this picture a home here. Wayne's World gold. I was always curious to how those machines worked! When my boyfriend's phone keeps going off on our "date nights" Bobby Goes Nuts Hey ladies How come I was never told this was a career option? Made me so angry! Toilet paper gives the answer. This girl I like finally gave me the keys to her apartment... Friend lost her phone and tracked it to the beach laying next to a homeless man. He took a few selfies. Met my sis for lunch at the Hard Rock Casino. Saw this almost politically correct guitar on my way out. The floor is lava. Started From the Bottom Best business card ever If you love the beauty of women, best time in year to go to the gym gentlemen ! We got photobombed by Aaron Paul (Jesse pinkman from breaking bad) at Coachella yesterday You know what this adultery needs? Sandwiches! Girl returns phone to her mom live on air Nobody cares about your damn stories Just Girly Things This is a baby camel. I just want to squish its tiny little face. What I tell my dog when he gets frightened of something and looks at me. Selfie I don't have one ounce of pity for the Boston BMW owner who parked in front of a fire hydrant. Safety first. Buddy of mine who works at my local gas station. He's like a human Take-a-Penny/Leave-a-Penny. Why isn't this thing working?! Her face says, "I sure the fuck did!" Ahh a bear! It was a good idea until the comments... This was me waiting, every night, until I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me. Buddy's Not Having It There's this sexy ass girl that works at the Taco Bell near my house.. this happens every time I see her. Tried to take a panoramic of my girlfriend and she moved As a redditor who just got his first upvote recently, this is how I feel. My dog was totally cool about us burying him. Well this is slightly terrifying My entire childhood summed up My cat isn't blind, but I am. Still, my cat accepts me for who I am. Reddit, meet Midnight! An adventure? 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I ate breakfast at a Christian seminary campus this morning... Or less and up.... I actually know this guy.... Walked into the computer lab, and saw this. Getting dumped My dog begging for food VS my blind cat begging for food see what i did there? But first, lemme take a selfie. Jesus Christ. there is always one of them Friday Night. When someone talking to me looks at a text mid sentence... Me after deleting my Facebook account. So this is my son's birthday party. He invited 3 boys and one girl. And they wonder why they're all still single. Met this guy tonight. His face says it all Every night. Restroom "B" Cat playhouse level: Star Wars My wife said this while drunk Why I don't want kids. Lazy lawnmowing I really wanted a hot dog (OC) You're not wrong Wikipedia but god damn.. To the guy whose wife cheated on him and gave birth to a black baby Never watched the show. So my in laws were confused why I flipped out when I saw this My sisters primary school How lucky Pretty much my favorite photoshopped picture of all time In Chicago, this is a huge deal Went to visit a friend in another state. Found this in his bathroom. I wish I could thank everyone who does this... Why I eat here.. Just kept my head down and walked off. So, my co-worker went out of town... Miley Cyrus, interstate traveler: Truer words have never been spoken I guess I'll never know what could have been... My local bike share posted this photobomb. I feel bad for laughing at this.. How to handle the parking problem Siesta time I hate the hiccups To the guy who said there should be melons of all elements I got adopted today. After 3 years of being single I finally grew a pair Bitch I might be... Beauty and the Beast Messing with Drunk People Gambol about in an unrestrained encircling manner! Scumbag Adobe Flash Player So... This popped up on Facebook today... Greatest idea Reddit ever gave me, had to reenact it. We were the most popular people at the park. "Gonna sell these kids some drugs." The effects of ADHD You’re home early alcoholism level: engineer Seems like still having a Dukakis bumper sticker to me Hehehe Mans best friend. (Dog stops mother from abusing child) What My brother called begging me to take this off Facebook. He didn't say anything about Reddit though. Happy Sibling Day!! missing Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 Ridiculous shape Pic remake, over 25 years later. It's probably just a common form of rejection, but in any case I'm currently three in a row. Boss saw my post yesterday... Much better The fate of my towels have two paths Somehow I doubt that. Co-worker dropped this one Had to explain this to my coworkers as they were getting really excited about Letterman leaving. Close enough All cheese models are beautiful. Oh the differences Congratulations to Oprah for making the cover of "O" magazine for the 987th consecutive time. How does she do it! Mewtwo!? 8 april nintendo direct Now that Stephen Colbert is replacing Letterman, I wonder how Jimmy Fallon feels right now. I definitely have. These radial pistons make excellent dancers. We know where this kid needs to go in life. Captcha win Adopted a 10yr old lab that was dropped off the day after Xmas Today has already been one hell of a day. I know it's not always true, but this is what I think of when 'roommates' are mentioned on Reddit. Just a thought. gangster fairy I know I have. Cat was being a little to curious while I was using the bathroom. Bad day at work An important lesson was learned today... Ouch, the rest of the world's First World Problem Best card my mum has ever given me for my birthday. If only I had this type of magic. Ordering pizza with a vegan My favorite gif of Alison Brie Taking pothole repair into their own hands. SO's grandma got a new French bulldog puppy. This is how he sits Woke up to this note from my 6 year old. I've been replaced by her gay roommate... Maybe I wasn't girly enough :/ So, my 10yr old daughter learned how to type and print things on our new computer. I came home to this on our bathroom door: Tom Bergeron here. I'm tired of seeing all of the reposts of AFV gifs, so I'm rolling out some fresh OC from last week's show. I have found the reason why some old people can't talk. Meanwhile, in Texas... OP will deliver tomorrow, you'll see! Call me crazy, but I'll laugh when OP delivers! Just you wait and see! Why Google will always be better than bing I didn't realize snapping turtles could be so small In light of recent "trends" Villains Given the Veisha riots this seemed appropriate Wear a hair net they tell me.... don't worry about the beard Joker's fatality Look at all those countries I used to own True connection between man and beast. It's a small victory, but I'm counting it. Drifting in the freezing rain Air-tight defense When I grow up, I want to be... After receiving my college financial aid package To vaccinate, or not to vaccinate. That is the incredibly stupid question. No title necessary. I knew my wife was hiding secrets from me. But this is ridiculous. Guy went to see a football match for the first time, instantly famous. Doppelgänger ScumPug Says I changed my friend's name for Siri on her phone. This is her trying to change it back. One time at camp a kid accidentally pulled the old "Pop Rock in the Eye" routine... Just Guy Things My cousin, the medieval school fair Puss Slayer. High-fives for everybody! What I wish I could do about today (Wednesday). Tired of your shit.. Women on Facebook Can't say I wouldn't do the same. Actual advice The future Went on a date with a girl 7 months older than me. This was the majority of the conversation by nights end. Homo Hint I've finally grown a cat beard. Everything's blue... Still wondering what the story behind this guy is We call him Grumpy Frankie, he's 15. LET'S HAIL HYDRA-NT well fuck :( When somebody asked me if I am going to see the Man of Steel sequel or Captain America 3. I don't even know what to say... Bike ride Overly Manly Man Best bumper sticker for a mini van Windows XP support ends in about 1 minute While diving in the Bahamas, my friends and I found a sunken ship and decided to reenact our favorite movie scene. Wisdom What Reddit is like most days. He ordered again.... I was the scumbag today. To the guy who is bad at taking panoramas, you are not alone we are all conditioned to be consumers. Engrish - From my friends trip to China. I don't know why this never occurred to me before... Achievement Unlocked!!! So close The best twelve seconds of your life! Make a meme for him! I found this book in my school library 12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American pride! Canyonero! Canyonero! Greetings! When a stranger asks me to watch his stuff for a minute - Suburban Warrior Accidentally left my voice-recognition software on when I used the blender Apparently I'm buying lunch today. Sex offender musician My favorite item at a school auction Doesn't it?! When I work with teenagers these days and I use lingo from when I was a younger, and they still listen to me. Dear Diary, Jackpot. Not the best font choice! Close enough. Unemployed Lumberjack My new favorite gif Stride Gum Funniest gif i've seen to this day From a pup to a full grown dog. Time lapse Crab Shank Flight 370....too early? Kindle Fire TV. Is it TOO much fun? Too soon? Starbucks: bad spellers or clever marketing technique? Best senior quote ever Van Gogh's Starry Night with dominos "Life man, just life" I also have a shelter for homeless deer. Reincarnation. Last night's sunset in Washington State Hold this To all those people worried about their browser history My 10 year old has to write a poem for hw. 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Sunny already did it.... Bryan Cranston sneezes A Facebook friend asked me to Photoshop her dog. The employer put a cap on overtime hours! Customers also bought... just bear with him... Sleep number 1/4th of Americans 50% of Reddit posts have absolutely no meaning to me... How do you fuck up this badly? This is what I saw when I watched the season premiere of Game of Thrones. It is what it is. Thank you... It all makes sense now (Captain America 2 Spoiler) My gf ordered a coffee at Starbucks..her name is Emily. I wasn't even mad. My dog's still fine-tuning his approach to romance. Cyanide & Happiness on double standards Apparently it's grief counselling and potentially depression. Yes. Just, yes. Come again? Ever forgot what you were about to do?? It's not what you think... Incredible Ken Block drift I like drinking but... Should i buy one So my girlfriend casually mentions some guy has been continuously hitting on her.. I finally made it! Oh wait.. 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Rewatching BBCs "Life" and this is all I keep thinking The face of meth "I'll just be moving along now..." Absolutely hate stepping on one of these during the night. Deal with it. -South Park AHHH! HIS HEAD FELL OFF! (Xpost /r/hockey) Big cats are still cats after all Where is your trunk, human? Poor timing, but how was I supposed to know? We met a duck wearing a bow tie. He pecked Teddy on the nose and waddled off all nonchalant. Spartan children begin their training young so they learn to withstand grueling pain. Just playing What happens when Kit Harington goes to a hockey game Dr.KAKU Knowledge Reversed door opening When a star meets a black hole. Fight Children with Diabetes [x-post from /r/toronto] divorce is expensive Narrow escape These people make my redditing more efficient. My coworker returned from his vacation in England to this! Potty training is frustrating! You'll never catch me...well fuck. when you find out the cost of an ambulance ride in America He is trying to think of a way to tell her she can't stay the night. How Hamburglar came to be.. Imagine if Game of Thrones was happening while Dexter was happening in Miami while the Walking Dead was going on. Shhh....No screaming. Only dreams now. Local adoption agency just posted this! Best marketing technique Shit Show Shawn Oh Jimmy Why you don't see a lot of video bombs from India. I'm a guy and this just happened. That comment Cat senses earthquake "...and I had no idea why I laughed." there was a meme with this picture with the caption "oops forgot to give a fuck" or something and I can't find it. can you guys help me out? Carl there's a SPIDER on your neck Vegan clubs Turn down for wa-wuh-w-w-what? It gets A little awkward My computer decided to suddenly shutdown, oh boy.. So I went to a wedding yesterday. Good Girl Gina... I am the Luckiest MoFo Out there! I love my Girl Friend Get a Windows Phone they said, information at a glance they said. Wurt Wurt The perks of being a parent. You can't argue with that logic He was always yelling at them as they walked by After spending 20 minutes on the same aisle with my girlfriend. . . This kid is brilliant My brother won an Emmy and here's where he keeps it. Dude held this at the pride parade in phoenix. Not even the best training in the world can prepare you for Scarlett Johansson's ass "Honey! I got that stock photoshoot job!" "Great! What will you be in?" "Something business related I think." When this baby hits 88 knots you'll see some serious shit. Forever alone Dr Pepper! The First Avenger How I eat my candy Pajama day kid, all grown up Nah...I got shit to do today. I came upstairs this morning to a truly manly event. Taco Phoenix My boyfriend moved out of his parents house last year, he's been replaced already. Someone's ready for his morning walk I AM A RAM AND I AM OFFENDED Anyone else think of this? How Reddit imagines Russia Just took in a feral cat, turned out to be pregnant. Now I feel like this when I'm trying to convince my friends to adopt a kitten. Introducing "Oscar Overheard..." I asked my niece to make a scary face... Not that scary though. The people who supported the #CancelColbert hashtag No one argues with porn logic. Slow as a ... WTF I read dirty jokes on reddit when I'm bored at work I just walked into my husband's office to find him like this. Fixed the kid whose mom sent him to school in pajamas on picture day If i got my hands on roofies this is what i would most likely do When your t-shirt has a printed label over your boobs ... Sometimes people look fine but hurt on the inside. This is how you distract your opponent. video game physics in real life This popped up. I laughed at the genius behind it. Phone Games Friggin' parents Looked up Nigel Thornberry. Was not disappointed. I dare you, YouTube. I double-dare you... I do what I want... (xpost r/pics) Mad driving skills Gets me every time. My roommate does this EVERY time, uhhhhhhhhh Pick up perfection! Last four years of my life in a gif My life in a gif Minnie's happy hour Oh good, they accept Dr. Pepper In light of the tulpamancy subculture... I'm not sure Disney understands this concept very well Confession Bear Scumbag iPhone Most awkward conversation ever. Baseball: America's Pastime First world problems or the extreme kind... We ended up ordering Chinese food... First world Nigerian problems Never trust the police. Only Because I Love Her So Much My friend doodled on an assignment, the teacher had a question. Is it weird that I'm 25 and want to buy this? Every elementary Schoolers worst nightmare Damn college ninjas My Mom downloaded meme generator. She was excited to send me this. It helps things along ..... fuck me right ?? This suck, military version. 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You know you've done this at least once. I mean I would like to partake ... But also don't want to die High five dad! This is an MRI scan of a banana. It's fascinating. Favouritism in Middle Earth... we had just finished separating our wooden chopsticks That’d better be one goddamn delicious treat he’s working for. Kid at the carwash ALL THE MEMES! Remember when Spongebob had clever writing? Based on time spent in the stall... NPR's April Fools Prank. Best one I've seen in a while. Successful black man shoots up his hood Pleash shtate your bishnesh. Lets remind imgurians who's in control by forcing this onto their home page. Advice from our swinger friends when we started writing erotica involving them... Yes, I do remember the 90s. My life in a gif [fixed] Mississippi is a real scumbag Sacrifice Found a shirt that perfectly portrays how i've lost control of my life. We literally stare at each other every class the whole semester... Seems legit My life in a gif To the men that do this who don't have kids. We know what you did NASA Just saw this written on the back of a textbook... WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Sniper prank Let me try that on for size No one ever laughs "Stay at the Hilton" they said. "It will be classy" They said. I guess my neighbor couldn't decide I don't get to sleep in anymore either My GR smiling for the camera :D best cycle ever ZERO FUCKS CAT It's so stupid it might just work Guess which one I put in my coffee maker this morning? What is going with reddit and measuring penises this morning? Pooping after Taco Bell... Shut up, 50 cent is over there and I need to hear what he says! /r/oculus b like My wife asked me why this was in our bathroom. After three years here and never making the front page. 'how-dare-you Daniel' So I ordered an ice cream sandwich in Thailand... This is what they gave me Solid advice for when your school bus breaks down in Harlem. Hearing. I meant to say hearing. 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The Predator helmet has nothing on this bad boy Driftwood Giraffe This kid will go far in life! This was on my buddy's car last night when we left the bar Good guy gmail I'm sure a black light will change my decision to go here How I picture /u/Unidan Activating Death Ray Michael Bay in Movie Titles Advice to current and future college kids April fools day prank gone horribly right. Australian Bureau of Statistics posted this I wonder what the boys would've given up to be in Harry's position Found this on my newsfeed He who laughs last... Found this in the dorms today. Dear CNN..are you kidding me? Awesome. Not everyone reaches their dreams Ancestry.com Told the truth on April Fools' Day? Today we played the trust game at work...people hovered for hours before the first brave person stepped up. Spoiler: they were totally fine I say we bring this kid back Note to self: Daughter will never be allowed to drive, ever. This is why your parents up-votes will never count on Reddit. virginity warrior Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn... Didn't know fifty-twoth was a thing.. My cousin's April fools prank was Play-Doh for gum Oooofcourse Happy Birthday, honey! April fools joke from BBC two years ago Lifestyle My friend in Portland was issued a "parking ticket" only to discover that she and many others were sentenced to a free slice of pizza We slashed our friend's tires on April Fool's Day... My response when my crush told me she didn't smoke marijuana Something I always suspected about April Fool's Day. Walked into this on my way home from work... made me lol Long night down at the mine... There is a clever Target employee in my town. Live with 2 girls who are afraid of their own shadows, left this in their bathroom for April Fools Day with the door shut. Y U NO Mentos Ice Bomb for your friends that love soda. Happy April Fools Day! Netflix descriptions are getting good. 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This was the reply [OC]. We tricked the new guy into thinking that he had to fill up the water fountain Sometimes, the world works in very odd ways Louis C.K.’s opening monologue on SNL. This beach sign is a jerk Today I taught my dog about water balloons. Winter is gone This whole time I thought I had successfully toilet trained my cat, this is how I find out she does it Boss said i can go home, but i need to peel these 100 apples first Movie logic - main characters Confusing cafe in Korea Every girl when I start to show interest I have a boring life and need a thrill. Thanks Central Washington University IT! Size doesn't matter My girlfriend took a picture of this cat wearing a fur hat in a stroller at her work and sent it to me. Looking at pictures of houses for sale when... OP delivers. Every time girlfriend is away for the weekend. A baby elephant sat on my friend. My friend in Colombia said it was good! Keeping it classy as a Kentucky basketball fan It finally happened! My girlfriend laid this one on me in reference to salad dressing... Utterly rage inducing Goodwill Accepts Everything Ah yes, the reputable News Source known as "Facebook".. Star Wars sterotype vs. Star Trek stereotype My favorite picture on the internet Had my bike stolen as a kid, passing the wisdom to the neighbors kids The most glorious senior prank. It's kinda like home alone 2 A strong independent dog who don't need no man Guess who won the fuckin' lottery Saddest name for a butter substitute New to memes? how I got my grandma to stop using internet explorer In an alternate universe It's an addiction The only acceptable selfie, with Mark Wahlberg Started using windows 8 today If I fits... While getting ready for the night, my friend made this exclamation... Kids these days will never know the struggle. Charlie knows cats Don't worry guys he's just sleeping Mascot dancing showdown The rejection letter EMI records sent to heavy metal band Venom when they were shopping for a record deal in 1980. All Body Builders I don't even. I feel like this is too accurate It holds the cheese on better. Saw this in a public restroom. All these tiny tools need some perspective, so I provided a tiny banana for scale. This is one of those Dr. School's kiosks that tells you what type of arch your feet have. She now thinks she is horribly flat footed. Opening day of baseball The Creation of Reddit We replaced them with our family. Just imagine the questions we ask... Sup I am 5'1". I asked my 6'2" husband to hang a mirror for me. I checked the food dish only kibble, no more bits… After being single for 2 years this is how i flirt. Flares BFFs Norwegian wedding invitation Mrs Nesbitt cosplay Does anyone else feel this way? The cops figured out what happened after arresting the sister, but she still won't admit it was her. Why I love Scrubs AwwMurica My dad... When you tell me you'll pray for me Joffrey finally understands. This little guy is just too manly As an early 30-something at a bar in a college town right now. every time I see a story about how they might have found wreckage from Malaysian Airlines 370 Renee's sour lemons Getting on reddit for the first time today and.. You see this shit right here? Two two-legged boxers enjoying their first beach trip. I'll Slap The Black Off You MARTIN GARRIX MEME So I found this funny meme out there http://i.imgur.com/mrmoEVU.png What being a father is like... Went to the store and got me some godam juice Cats vs dogs My great-grandfather received a letter from Albert Einstein commenting on the sketch he made I don't know if this is a real sport, but if it isn't it needs to be! I've been a professional mechanic for over three years. 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Peter Griffin knows they will be there in his time of need. Real Love One of my favorite gifs! Can't promise anything. Every time I get on Facebook someone announces they're expecting. Seriously, I've counted at least 10 ppl in a week. Is there something in the water? its all about perspective What is BCCI President Srinivasan thinking? The Ping, Is Too Damn High The moment after you tell a joke and check to see if anyone is laughing Was eating when I got the feeling I was being watched The power of Christ compels you!!!! I think Tumblr might implode on itself soon... 5.1 Earthquake in Southern California. We will rebuild. This was left to me from my grandma I have seen some shit Oh fuck yeah! The results are in and... I'm seal-sitting this weekend Sister-in-law made another cross-stitch. Harry Potter fans will enjoy this one. After watching the last episode again What have I become? i saw this in a hotel office. 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Yo Sweetey Close to yoga pants Do you think they'll tell him he's not in New York? Fries are a girls best friend My girlfriend and I got these from fortune cookies on Valentine's Day. I got the top one... [OC] Follow up to the comic about how I got together with my SO. I am my own worst enemy. At the end of every month Um what For my cake day I present my pup Maya! Found in a customer's car (xpost /r/justrolledintotheshop) George Carlin as Hippy Dippy Weatherman Shit, not again! [repost from r/combinedgifs] So unappreciative After making this mistake once I really appreciate not making it again It worked, I'm out! Bhoo In the meantime at my local hairdresser... This would be great. I see what they did there... To all the incompetent projectmanagers and so called architects... Worst employee ever, work never gets done when he's around When an ATM asks you if you'd like to view your balance... Think about it? I cried a little when I read this. Pure. Fucking. Grace. (NOT NANCY) Public Transportation Struggles Zach Braff just made this his profile pic I spent 8 nights in a Canadian hospital, here are the charges for the first 3 days. redneck road rage guy: Joe Lightpol None of my friends see how Lois' head looks like the head of a penis (SFW) Nancy Grace has a brother... Toyota kept mailing me things with the wrong name on them, so I logged in and changed my name. I work in IT and had a really weird ticket come in today... handled it in proper nerd fashion. And I thought I hated Thursdays... Seniors post this message on their teacher's door. End up looking stupid. I hate family guy. As an employee of Michaels, I can confirm that this is a pretty accurate description. When you see it... Forgotten Bday??? Why men love boobs Tony Benn. [1925 - 2014] Best Family Guy Scene "I seen some kid try this on youtube last night". The mustache is a powerful thing Still my favorite ticket to date. "Fuck this shit! I'm taking the train." $1000 3D program put to good use My town keeps it classy (OC) That sweet, beautiful karma This is America God Damnit Ukraine right now Asking the Questions that Matter After finding a destroyed dish towel in the kitchen, I found him trying to hide under his invisibility cloak What the fuck did you say to me? Little birdies, do not fight each other over the seed... Found out there is a 'Ladies-only' lottery syndicate at work. Think I made my point. Now that's my kind of zone! Scumbag pandora Plot twist... MUST CONCENTRATE !!! Cher concert When i drunkenly approach ladies at the bar Meanwhile, in Australia Yesterday's warriors, today's terrorists I don't think getting married is important A teenage party in 1947. My husband's response to my excitement about making front page of r/facepalm Human Logic. Not sure if funny or sad Hedgehogs are cute Dancing Math How good are you at your job? Not the best time for British Airways to run this ad.... Clip from the new ABC show Redsurrection My roommate is a vet. Here's one of her patients on tranquilizer. It's our only perk !! .... scumbag (every) cyclist So my co-worker was playing beer pong with her mates, this guy was the first one out... Presenting... The Bike Condenser 9000 (kcal) Clownouflage Pervert-kitty likes to watch you shower. (phone & steam quality) Colbert confesses to his wrongdoings Darn hangovers. This kid is going places in life! The Pioneers used to ride these babies for miles! When I heard there was more snow on the way... My response when my date said she thinks "reading is for stupid people" in the car last night. A beautiful sunset The helicopter arrival was impressive, but it was Obama's limo door that caught my attention The quest to make front page. Thief prank False Fact Nancy Grace (actual quote) These kind of people are the worst kind of people. My sister in-law came out with this one In an effort to stay relevant, Myspace purchases a Virtual Boy off eBay for $65 Good Guy Cop - just happened the other day Love and war Every time The "F" Word Shocking revelations So my friend actually contemplated doing this, but luckily I talked him out of it..to his defense, it was definitely worthy of recognition. Smart as fuck Subliminal coping mechanism for being stressed My lunch milk had a abortion joke on it. A sneak peek at the new Facebook Oculus VR experience. When Grandpa decides to try something new in bed. It is literally the last thing I would want to do on Oculus Rift (x-post from r/comics) Before my mom leaves the house, she sets up the kindle so the cat can watch bird videos in bed. thoughts on the front page yesterday/today Taking that shit to the next level Get Her! Ye Olde Snooppe Doggerel DIDNEY WORL So the lady next to me this morning at the stop light was yelling at me to turn my music down. As she was doing that she forgot to look at the road. Did you hear what I just said!? Car robbery gone wrong Man (hero?) with shovel saves girl from pack of wild dogs. [x-post /r/FuckingWithNature] Oh, the places we'll go. This happened to me. Saved me 1000's Roman numerals are hard Well, looks like the Simpsons called it. Whats with all these posts about your sister When Star Trek made an "exotic animal" by putting a cone on a dog My boss doesn't understand why we call him "The Wicked Witch of the East" You'd think a t-shirt like this would require a certain model to wear it. What my gf just sent me Rafiki and the guys My buddy just sent me this with no context What I've noticed about watching TV in bed... A nurse my wife works with took this picture on vacation. If more soccer players played like this instead of faking injuries, it would be more popular in America Never could understand why people were still vacationing in Florida when there was a war going on in the 'gulf'. Wal-Mart is a world in its own Well played indeed After having one nosebleed... When I'm in a group and a girl smiles at me Welcome to your 30's. The only bar near the St. Paddy's parade staging area was a Chinese restaurant. This was one of the Bartenders. We shouldn't be racist, guys. After all... Green Lantern was worth watching for this scene. my confession/opinion as a delivery driver April fools joke idea. Some people can turn the worst into a smile. My friends gym locker 'Do what you love' This just happened to a buddy of mine ... In the past few days at the nuclear security summit 2014.. I'm almost tempted I was thinking about feminist beliefs... This is my plan. Silencing the classroom: Game of Thrones style My little brother talking trash while playing FIFA 14 The definition of Heaven and Hell When I get dressed BEFORE brushing my teeth Per usual, rap music holds all the answers Well she does make a valid point Black & white pictures Frisbee Time! Everyone with pets understands this, they're witnesses to what you and your family gets up to behind closed doors [OC] I dont always post pictures, but when I do... Who has ever heard of Nicaragua? It's just one of those days.. My cousin drunk texted me this at 6 in the morning... How i feel about all these kids with their smartphones, tablets, and laptops First date I've been on in a while After Reading The Woman Who Has Polio AMA. I Present Common Sense 101 Arnold Schwarzenegger on QVC. Don't Do That Contemplating Ape Two months off the race track and my adopted greyhound is still trying to understand what being a lap dog is all about. Woke up and saw the bright sunlight I love Meteor Showers I just don't think it's that good of a show. On my way to steal your girlfriend My cat, fearlessly scouting the woods Whenever I take an exam before my classmates Got bored at work. Decided to entertain myself. All you can drink Mild mannered alter ego I'm not allowed to dogsit anymore I'm gonna fatten you up Maybe I should take up bowling.. From NatGeo by Klaus Priebe in Santa Fe, New Mexico. This is the best combined gif ever. [x-post /r/combinedgifs] How my prof. Puts her computer to sleep Should we? Getting real tired... He wanted the aluminum foil... With spring break upon us, I remind you of the words of the wisest mallard. Friend of mine pulled this recently. He slept at my house for a few days afterward to let them cool off. Just bought my first house, this is my utensil drawer Guess which one "accidentally" set the fireworks on fire.. donating sperm We know who calls out those cheeky dogs -- is all I can think of when I see this one The police aren't too fond of my welcome mat.. Oh, there's my ball... So I got a battery case for my phone and something seemed wrong.... Bill Nye is the greatest. White Native Americans. Nothing to do here Damn you, Wandows! No dumb here A Dutch employee gets interviewed by Chinese media [X-Post /r/TheNetherlands] This is a good post Sitting in the maternity waiting room at Christiana Hospital in Delaware. The door is a little late with it's advice. After a long weekend of meeting somebody and getting real close Panorama problems as i grab onto the waistband of his boxers before we fall asleep, he... Just in case I needed confirmation that I was at the right place for the five year old's birthday party. What really was on the phone GF shows no interest in it for nearly 4 years. No, you should definitely not do that. Best way to start the week 30 years ago today, the breakfast club met for detention Neither of them are wearing goggles. When I hear Apple is talks with Comcast... Hey kids wanna buy some drugs? My friends teacher challenged the class to use short depth of field creatively. Locked out She likes the same Facebook page as me. So I guess you could say things are getting serious. My favorite picture on Reddit so far. juan puglo My seven-year-old student correctly identified a … Whenever me and my brother are about to sleep Priorities... Just discovered the key to life. Can anyone say Bangarang This guy today told me that my tires were old. He may have a point. Bus Stop shenanigans Seriously When you unexpectedly run into your best friend somewhere Got a translucent pomegranate seed Not even sure what to title this. Mild form of /Faith in humanity restored/. *Store credit Apparently this was wrong Karma baby.... I think my cousin is going to have some trouble once he starts school We are all truly gentlemen. My man My feelings on the Crimea situation. I think it would be nice, just once. One my favorite SP moments as a black man ... "Trying to pick up black chicks" Death hoax? Nobody cares. I don't think that's the word... It could happen... Passing time during rush hour A Moist Owlet Phew! Cat obstacle course GGG NCAA some things should just be left untouched The post that made me join reddit my grandfather's response when i told him i needed to go the the hospital for a gash that i would later receive 22 stitches for. Ellen DeGeneres sure knows how to pick real estate!! I laughed when I shouldn't Patience is a virtue The funeral of the Westboro Baptist Church founder. Joseph Ducreux - When life tries to fuck you Kind gent offered to take a group pic for us. Here's what we got. What if the Wardrobe to Narnia was....? My wife and I painted each others faces. Apparently I took the challenge more seriously than she did. Kicking it old school Nokia 3310 is OVER 9000! Girls on r/gonewild that are "shy" She wants to be Barney so bad Well if you're gonna to do it, do it right. my seven year old cousin's mom posted this on Facebook Puns for Happy Pharrell Unknown cat fact #129: Cats don't share pizza. GGG housemate Where is your god now? So i've seen this meme going around on the internet. Puppy's first day home! The picture that I made an account for Impatience is my greatest weakness Seriously though I laugh every time I see this After looking at old childhood tapes, to the parents who record everything... When someone tickles my neck Stop (vs) Go We Used To Tease Neal Because He Had Glasses. Ygritte and John Know Girlfriend told my roommates and i, we need to grow up. Bullying Cat Something you need to remember Two types of nerds. The humans wanted me to go pee. I'll be defiant and just sit here I know I've tried Don't think that's going to help. You might be a boss if you have pictures of yourself on your tie...........wearing a tie Suspicious... Can someone make a meme of this? He's pakistani too How to beat Tetris. Science Lab Bad luck brian now Nope.. Relative minutes I like their music and all, but this can't be denied after you hear them live. Hello Ladies My uncle was car jacked with his dog in it. 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This is why I can't sleep in on weekends. Oh really?? Found this total boss while driving today I don't always floss... Hey, baby... The deadliest of weapons... Think you're pretty slick huh JACK 99% of the people on this subreddit Yeah, "just one" If I fits I sits level: Dog it's fine, guys... Do you remember anything? That feel when you realize you're a parrot Is this worth pursuing? Not everything is sunny in the hundred-acre woods. Now that's what I call kitty love McDonalds just doesn't give a damn anymore... Obama's latest project Found this in my pocket at school I swear Ma Dad made me a no-bake-cookie. Got squished in my lunch bag and it came out of the bag like this. The looks on my friends' faces were priceless as I at It's my cake day so I have a picture of my puppy sleeping on a rare occasion. Pot dealer busted by security at mall, caught on camera. Well... Don't press your luck. Guilty Haha He makes a valid point. Ready for Combat! Don't try this at home. Cashier doesn't give a fuck I'm not a good brother... How I told a coworker happy birthday today. :) Not mine. It only took 11 years Real women know what's up. Well...shit! Getting really tired of this double standard America Seriously though Dog logic Reddit: Y U NO? I'm still going to avenge him What are we? Browsers! Idea Meme!! Computer tech admits old cell phones are hard. Booty had me like. Too Scustin' Uhhh, what? When I only get 10 upvotes and 0 downvotes... Where will you be when the acid kicks in? Local hardware store with a sense of humour. Good Guy Cop (Thank you for not shooting me!) After playing Bridge Constructor for 4 hours.... Fred phelps now Happened today to a friend in Istanbul. This is the cutest thing I have ever seen Non developed citizens Totally called it. Oh how far we've come... Since were doing throwback Nickelodeon. Get your shit together Tyrone Plasma globe + fluorescent bulb So much crack I thought it was allele funny Actual notice outside of a hobby store where Magic: The Gathering tournaments are held. Soon I will only need one fastfood company dawn to dusk to dawn Benedict Cumberbatch sees an opportunity and takes it. Happy First Day of Spring! So today was bring your own cup day at 7-Eleven Wife: "Don't forget again to get me one of those windshield shades for the summer."... nailed it. I should probably do laundry... Contagious epidemic of itchy scalp in women's magazine aisle. Spring is not available in your area I really adore him, he's such a badass Throwback Nickelodeon at its finest. They have rights too! Perks of being a Meerkat Saw this on my fb feed. made me laugh Hello Common people, it's what's on the inside that counts! Protest prank [OC] I'm making a comic about how I ended up with my girlfriend. Sometimes it seemed like the odds were against me. I swear Ma (originally by me) This guy is way ahead of me when it comes to watching march madness when you're not supposed to. Every time I submit something new 2 Girls 1 Coupe Waterbears can go without food or water for more than a decade. They can survive temperatures from zero to above the boiling point of water, pressure I don't know what I expected Lost my chance at a billion dollars... 3 for $10 Wanted you all to meet our 15 year old queen of the house. Got her when she was 3 weeks old. I laughed at the this longer then I should have... Office dominance judged by bathroom performance. My son is getting evicted and is not happy about it. I feel that roll test went pretty well. An actual quote. Katie Hopkins In the beginning If I were a mechanic, this would be me... King Kong Begins Florida fucked up and rolled a 3 in Jumanji. So Nat Geo sent out this owl pic. One problem... What a trooper. I try to stay out of Reddit arguments... but other people's stupidity keeps dragging me in. I keep hearing this after getting my 2014 summer concert tickets - Motley Crue, Alice Cooper, NIN, Soundgarden, KISS and Def Leppard! So this guy decided to wear this to work today. I'm ok with it. I knew Calvin and Hobbes was more than a silly strip. Bill Watterson even refused syndication. USB It always becomes this anyway.... Meanwhile In Soviet Russia... Hello fish This seems a tad insensitive to America's obesity problem.. The Price is Wrong Ice cream sandwich cake Oh, Hypocrisy I love Gary Larson. His recovery was flawless. Novel Harry Potter vs movie Harry Potter So my girlfriend found some ice in NY state... Scumbag Pennsylvania FUCK LIFE My experience at church Toilet Paper + Leaf Blower = Awesome. Malaysia flight 370 is not impressed.... Double the karma? How is this even a competition? Patrick Stewart just tweeted this. marvelous! No Google, I did NOT mean that. I have never seen Gordon Ramsay smile this wide... What... was... going on in there? Admittedly, it kinda helps my mood. Thanks, guys. Office Wars Poor T-Rex. I truly hate this guy I Know What I'm Doing Later Found this in the bathroom at a local restaurant. This seems like the right place for it Aww puppy holding the baby. Sums up every fight for ever. like the holiday, it's been here before. Reposting my traditional easter cartoon. To this day, Kevin is my hero for being committed to his convictions. Oregon trail Impressive fielding by the mascot Not sure what I found. But Camel. That escalated quickly... 2) Break the rules. Can't believe I laughed at this that moment of pure amazingness Katy Perry wins! Doctors get lonely too My life is now complete. A new meaning to sugar coma. Close up pictures of tennis players just look like people trying really hard to control their telekinetic powers Drinking coffee at 1:22am. #collegehumor #funnyphotooftheday #creeplife #sicko #repost #poorgirl #Creep #its10pmdoyouknowwhereyourkidsare #turkey #skiiing #lol #crazy #whatthehe The gall of it! Your day is going better than this guy's This is my way from home to class and always puts a smile on my face I've been on Reddit for over a year and this is still a conundrum. Your move Subway A real Unpopular Opinion. Let the down votes pour in. German Chancellor, Angela Merkel has a known fear of dogs. Well guess who Vladimir Putin brings with him every time she visits him. He asks me every time I talk to him... I felt like a genius, but then.... While you tie your shoelaces, I'll steal your frying pan PSA: Pugs, not drugs. Walmart baby has seen some shit. Honestly, no one cares about your weed. Can't deny that Scumbag Pitchfork My culinary education I was buying some liquor in a French supermarket when all of a sudden... I am 100% positive that this is news to Kanye. Single ladies First world St. Patrick's day problem Who says you have to hide cables? Chinese tattoos gone wrong My girlfriend dumped me and I just had to put my dog down. Seriously, thank you dirty truck. Meanwhile, in Russia. Physics... Cinnabon waffles The struggle is real Garfield Every State is the worst at something! [OC] (x-post r/mapporn) Nice try, Mr. Bond... We WILL rebuild! :D nailed it I think I will celebrate with a soda and a box of candy! But it makes me feel cool. As a redditor in the ikea parking lot meeting another Tony Jaa takes out a streetlamp Bless you 'Murica Nicolas cage was spotted in my schools mural The life of a fangirl You aren't wearing green Bruce C'mon Melvin Saw this at my daughter's middle school. You'll feel better Fuck the system! Shut up Irish! Too much talking. Our little lucky doggy, Flint. (Little story in comments) Laughed at this for way too long I can't even Because I still hear people bitching at starbucks employees about too much ice... Meanwhile in Japan As a chick who just decluttered her bedroom Why should she be getting country music awards if she's not even country. Had my kid convinced this morning... Almost sounds logical when you put it that way... What I Learned After Traveling to Ireland This Year The Risk of the Ukraine/Russia Situation Great idea for a spring-time park visit. Anyone else agree? My dog at the beach: beautiful to hideous in one easy step. My Confession Cock blocked again The Magician's Son In light of saint pattys day Something something your mom joke. Well hello there little guy! Vancouver bus people... Gunning for the Front Page most interesting man in the world Ah, that explains it. To Guinness for pulling out from NY's St. Patrick's parade I hate Instagram, let me eat. People are educated and pissed off! St Patrick's day. London eye 2014 Heard this in a bar last night. She went ti fuck herself im sure. Puppies first time outside! When you get fly as fuck and your plans get cancelled My puppy grew up! New Rising Medical Issue Monday mornings so cute The picture of Gandalf on his laptop killed me and so I had to make this. The truth about malaysian MH370 Who ever invented this fuck you Thinks everything's a chew toy. most interesting man in the world Two polar bears photographed by Anton Belovodchenko at Russia's Novosibirsk Zoo. Whoever made this is amazing My body is ready :P Subtle Conan, very subtle My parents New saint Bernard, Roman 1 Rule of Reddit ... Suburban father That awkward moment when you're trying to take a selfie and a mother decides to beat her child with her sandal Benedict says hi from above And So It Begins... My new party trick This is peanut and he sleeps through anything :O That grandpa at the gay wedding? I think I can top that with my grandma. How to guarantee your orgasm. I don't agree with anything he stands for, but... This Cat is Beautiful! How an Ikea job interview goes Reddit Addict Stan...you know you've read too many posts in one sitting when you start doing this. Woo.. what you doing? Looks like Ke$ha got her period in the Walmart bathroom. It's play time not picture time! Tan Lines from Typical Summer Activities Falling Watching F1 when suddenly... wait, what? hold me bro Scared the shit out of him Nice save 'Murica! Asked my friend if he got new rims on his car We went through so many treats to get this picture of my puppy Upvoting or downvoting the #1 post on the front page Felt sorry for the poor guy Shooting stars don't just 'go with the flow' winter in North Carolina... welcome to Greensboro Every time I see a "le reddit army" comment on a youtube video. Baby bunny I figured this pic would be helpful for some of us [xpost from lgbt] Good Guy Greg has a message about Fred Phelps. I always look forward donating blood *jackpot* The Best way to cover up a swastika.. DIY popcorn maker. Life is hard Human Pixel Porn What happens in Vegas...can stay on your shirt Right in the feels The dog park really drains my battery life. EVERYDAY Warning Puppy mauling! "I'll have two orders of your five piece hot wings". "So ten?" "No, I definitely don't want ten". To the girl shamelessly bragging about having sex with her friends dad in /r/casualiama right now cause her friend does not mind My Dad's cat bites his lip when you stop petting him Still waiting for the Batsuit Jagrbombed (x-post /r/hockey) Who's a good boy? [Meme] OMG ! Owl Sitting on Head of Man Looking Nerdy 91 year old Grandfather meets 91 day granddaughter Heh People kill themselves on those. I think he may want to come in Babysitting a 2-year old... No one made it past noon. vampire tea Dad, can we go outside? Pic of my daughter wearing glow in the dark glasses looks like a sloth on its way to the slowest rave ever... It gets quite annoying and makes me question her love Meanwhile in Dubai The comment section of a repost that reaches the front page Babysitting this lovely cat for a week! Here she is... my huggable & cuddly Nanoushka Did your mother buy those? Time lapse of the greening of the Chicago River Never be the Cellist in a marching band! Samuel L. Catson 6 wheeled Mercedes Fuck it. Weeeeee! Buying condoms can be awkward sometimes. My brother's cat, Otis. He sat like this for 15 minutes, totally transfixed. Every time they would roar, he meowed back. Ha ha. Very funny, Netflix Boom! Headshot Bowling ad in my local paper My girl Dakota (right) met another husky named Koda (left) at the vet the other day. Good ol' Windows Nailed it! Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?! I want to snuggle it and bury my face in it's fur... before it wakes up. Breadfast crisis Turns out the blanket came with her when she stood up.. WTH brain? Why I love Tyrion pew pew pewpew Priorities 2008 Elections leads to 2013 Wine Binges Not a cat or a dog, but my grandma (95) on a blind date with our family friend's grandfather (94) Literally The five second rule Send in the clowns Best entrance ever My Dad posted this on Facebook. He is a Railroad Conductor. What a scary wolf! Is this what you want Reddit? "I'm coming at you bro!" 'Oh yeah, just like that' goes ape shit for a car ride... over it in 5 minutes TIL I'm a racist Do your best. Comon, gimme some...COMON You know you spotted a real nerd when... Tiny meow is tiny(gif) No pot of gold at the end of this rainbow, just a stack of singles. Not Even Phased To the guy who drove to big bend: i wasn't able to sleep the other night so i drove 3 hours to Big sur. Can't we reptiles be cute too? Shit my pants It's time to admit it... Why can't I get this one? Good Guy Amazon Sugar Glider at the mall; I didn't have a pocket but he found a place to sleep! [GIF] Of my cat zapping herself on the lamp... Cat's reaction to a joke so this popped up on my twitter feed When your mom calls you to eat but the food isn't ready yet Roommate's lazy cat Not your typical aww but my family as had him for 20 years, he still loves strawberries. My dad felt the need to show his dominance over my sister's boyfriend. The real story A lathe going through metal like butter [x-post /r/mechanical_gifs] The poor guy To the guy who baked his pizza with cookies on top. Are you fucking kidding me When we first got a puppy, my GF vowed he was never allowed in our bed. This pic sums up the past few months. Passenger ski jump Oh fuck my brakes! Russia's just giving Ukraine that old "Cold" hug. An old picture of my Great Pyrenees, Simone, guarding her sheep. Run ace and luffy run :D Terrorfish attact! This is my friends cat, enough said. And so they miss yet another shot... Japanese child actress Mana was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him My heli flew a little too close.. How not to throw a sucker punch. Just waiting for this to start popping up... Putting pants on while drunk. Dis my baby A man and his pug My gsd pup ellen ripley at 7 weeks Him? He's not hungry. Scumbag couple... Sweet, sweet justice . . . . Did you mean.. woke up to these pretty ladies in bed Pencil broke during a road trip, so I sarcastically asked if anyone had a pencil sharpener, to which my mom replied she "might" have one. Tribute to /u/AWildSketchAppeared First day it feels like spring... My grandmother could not remember the name for the 'Police'... Not too close! Do you see something other than a guy reading or is it just me? Spotted in a hotel. My friend bitching about her EX "Don't leave me, bro!" - "I'll be always by your side" [GIF]Every GoneWild post in a nutshell. I hope I'm not the only one who appreciates these GGG Smile for the picture! Kid stuck in skill tester machine. Threw toys and lollies down for his fans while waiting to be rescued. WTH America? OMG it was you ! Watching House of Cards This is Kitty. I'm sick and she hasn't left my side all day. Just kidding, she comes and goes as she pleases. Batting fail/win Probably the cutest thing I've ever seen Guys it finally happened! Became cruel after losing weight. Meeting someone with a lot of karma There is hope for everyone Water or gravity, what is your choice Popping a balloon with a jump kick. Still my favorite Reese moment. Barrelly legal The Angel of Deaf My little girl Minnie grew up to not quite fit her name I can use the money as a student with a debt and it makes her happy.. That moment when Cartman is more tolerant than most people. They are fot you.... Spent a night with my girlfriend for the first time. Sent her this when she texted me why I was on the couch the next morning Louie C.K makes me happy When your homeboy brings the "good stuff" to the party. Most interesting, "@!#?@!", in the world. Me stare at you long time Bop it! Sand cat grows into ears and becomes majestic Friend sent me this when I told them I was planning to propose Ion engine based on Tesla Coil SalmiScotchi F/A-18 super hornet peeling off Mom, who are they? If you don't go to High Hrothgar First... Duck bite Good Girl Gina goes to work for Groupon An interesting class.... Uniform Out of the 100+ kittens I have fostered, only one slept like this. (2 more pics in comments.) Favorite song on the radio.... Wheeeeee! Boooommm I lose my shit every time I see this picture Wow! You're so soft! I could boop you all night! I see it now...the iMirror Crazy continuous shoot in a moving car. (x-post from r/filmmakers) I got a Reese's Cup in 9 wrappers Mom left my 70 year old dad home alone to visit my brother & family 3,000 miles away. Today I went to see how he was doing... Slice Just found this on my twitter feed! Good old Vice City life! After months of pressure, I finally told my good friend my Reddit username. Run to the hills! Altered This makes me laugh every time. Repost. My friend just got Denali, the most beautiful Siberian Husky ever. Three heroes and the Titanic How YOU doin'? Where Netflix gets most of their content Bad day cure : smother self in puppies Scuba-Diving Cat. Must be the weekend cause that looks like one big beer. Cat logic Came home from work and got this face. Worst watchdog ever. Slo-mo boxing punch (no, this is not 3d-rendered) Yolo Mother elephant lays down to encourage her newborn that can't stand yet Prison Break. My rabbit love the weather today! Brushed her teeth today, now she won't stop smiling... Sock Puppet Off Time Russian Mig shooting down a Georgian drone in 2008, from the POV of the drone Well... at least we safely reached the port... Found Spongebobs Spatula at Goodwill! Gazelle swallowing food My feelings exactly! Bulldog hasn't figured out how to couch. Happy PI day!! Thought he wanted a relationship, turns out all he wanted was a sport fuck! My cat everybody Best Phone Ever Babysitting in the hood tonight... I realized my pants have a rip in the crotch when I got in work this morning. Was already a little self conscious - thanks for pushing me over the edg Urge to kill... rising... So, just normal Christmas then? No one at my job appreciates why I find my desktop at work to be so funny, maybe you guys might like it a bit more. Slow and painful. Don't horse around Excellent balancing Save the Bees! 1957 Bad luck Brian The face of regret Socks AND sandals? Why not cut out the middle man? If you try hard and believe in yourself How Leonardo DiCaprio deals with not having won an Oscar. Hate the hell Exposing Illegal Things My friend who works at Ben and Jerry's recently got promoted to assistant store manager. This is her new name tag. This basically sums up the 90s. This is how my roommate tells me we need more milk. First Contact Saturn's Moons Vs Earth's Moons This guy knows how to make the most out of his camera time Oh Tyrone... Not the worst way to get a mistress. This Price is Right audience member has seen some shit... What the hell did I do... Reversing a Gif Really Changes Things There was a big drug problem at my friend's school so they hired a police officer to supervise stude The struggle is real. Just in case, you never know when you need it This...this is true. I seriously practiced this every day I can watch HIMYM all day..and I have. Need to unlock #24 If I have to play devil's advocate... The most perfect moment that ever happened. Quick feet... 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Oh so you want to challenge me from behind the glass do you? 20% of women are lying. My sister just sent me this from her deployment Is it Friday yet? Co-workers car is rear-ended in parking lot; Moron driver takes off without their Pants sagging only to your knees...what is this amateur hour? I'm a virgin Dafuq woke up to my wife laughing... not my finest moment They wanna adopt her so bad... The luckiest pizza delivery guy in history. Imagine how much the tip was. Leonardo DiCaprio at the this moment, again Welcome to Hell Looks like Canada has started rioting. I really need to fix my windshield defrogger. When you should buy a longer lens My turn now It ain't easy being breezy TMNT wanna be Current Events Well that's depressing Found this in my last visit to China. I don't think they thought this advertisement all the way through. Foreshadowing on That 70s Show... Gotta love Texas... Goodwill never disappoints. I've done a lot of stupid shit in my first few minutes awake but this is a new one. Craigslist cookie creep My cousin is a science teacher. He built a hover craft for his students. He should be named "Baddest Man in the World." Doggy Hendrix This is why I love Bart Simpson [Fixed] Birthday card I made for my brother. He's a leap year baby Aw Crap. You're welcome. Africa. This is why I love Bart Simpson When I was 9, my mom gave me anxiety for Christmas. I think my son is plotting something... When trying to show your grandparents how to use new technology This rug really ties the room together. Probably shouldn't have used a carpet on that stage My boss and I are in a contest to lose weight. Today is my birthday. This is what he brought me. Forgetting how to Hockey. Me and my girlfriend have a cat. I don't wanna say she has a weight problem, but... That doesn't seem very gay Doesn't seem like she mistook anything to me. Nah babe, I'm home right now, I swear. 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Try running over your fingers after a sprinting start with Reposting i’ll see you in hell you mailman piece of shit My favorite thing to burn My Friend's GF became upset with the number of random female Mii characters He and I had jokingly cr The bosses wife asked him to mow the lawn. This is what she got. Frienship is actually pretty weird I spent 20 minutes bitching about the company that left out some pieces in the package, until my FIV A friend of mine is getting married A brave snake saving a fish from drowning. Hands down the worst pain as a child! Girl surprises boyfriend with marriage proposal; he looks pumped! Types of cat Leo showing his Jack Nichelson eyebrows My buddy's office ordered a bulk bag of Easter Eggs. It took him a minute of laughing to realize the back in my day Looks a bit moist outside Let's not forget who actually started this whole twerking thing It's like defusing a bomb Still my favorite picture from the Afghanistan war Classic Al Bundy I see no way this could backfire. None. Me on ladies nights Where will you be when the laxatives kick in? Right answer is right Every damn time! True act of Kanye. All you gotta do is believe! I'm the proud new owner of this bad boy thanks to goodwill. Cee Lo Snape High school in a nutshell. So Close! The inspiring friendship of Sherlock Holmes and John Watson. Shirt Just one of those days. So this just happened...way to freak a girl out, Facebook Disney on marriage 2014 The inspiring friendship of Sherlock Holmes and John Watson. Im Auctioning kids!